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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 14, 2024 12:19 pm

I've had a couple of scares. Once my car got hit on the highway. Blew out my back window. The other was when our dumbasses camped in a parking circle on HHI & a tree that was to fucking close. I shook for about an hour.

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Post by Tree » Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:50 pm

May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness come through the door. May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide. And may your pockets always have a coin or two inside. sláinte
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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:32 pm

I'd rather your pocket have cyanide pills in them.

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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Tree » Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:51 pm

D-
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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:58 pm

You're to stupid to give out grades.

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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Mar 17, 2024 9:32 pm

Tree wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:50 pm May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness come through the door. May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide. And may your pockets always have a coin or two inside. sláinte
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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Tree » Sun Mar 17, 2024 9:33 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:58 pm You're to stupid to give out grades.

Well played. I shook for a good 5 minutes after reading that.
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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by hedge » Sun Mar 17, 2024 9:51 pm

"Are you Irish?"

A good pickup line, if the girl has any sense of humor whatsoever: "Are you Irish?" "No, why?" "B/c when I look at you, my penis is doublin'"...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Tree » Mon Mar 18, 2024 7:54 am

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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Saint » Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:25 am

hedge wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 9:51 pm "Are you Irish?"

A good pickup line, if the girl has any sense of humor whatsoever: "Are you Irish?" "No, why?" "B/c when I look at you, my penis is doublin'"...
No, no, no. It's "because when I look at you, my dick went to doublin'" goddammit

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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Tree » Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:38 am

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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by hedge » Mon Mar 18, 2024 12:55 pm

How about "are you from Libya, b/c when I look at you my penis is tripoli'n"?
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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 18, 2024 7:45 pm

::: backs out of thread slowly :::

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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Tree » Sun Apr 07, 2024 12:21 pm

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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Tree » Sun Apr 14, 2024 10:22 am

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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Tree » Sun Apr 21, 2024 2:07 pm

"For me, crazy as it seems, there is a real relationship between wild, reckless abandon off the field and being that way on the field." - Lawrence Taylor

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