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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 20, 2024 3:33 pm

His 1st squirter.

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by hedge » Tue Feb 20, 2024 3:42 pm

"As hedge said, clockwork"

I meant clockwork as in somebody posts something remotely sexual and you come slithering in talking about gross sexual shit that nobody wants to hear about but that you are clearly pathologically obsessed with, like some closeted faggot at midnight at the local bus stop circa 1970 looking for some dick to suck...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:41 pm

I don't care what you meant.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 20, 2024 5:03 pm

hedge wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 3:42 pm "As hedge said, clockwork"

I meant clockwork as in somebody posts something remotely sexual and you come slithering in talking about gross sexual shit that nobody wants to hear about but that you are clearly pathologically obsessed with, like some closeted faggot at midnight at the local bus stop circa 1970 looking for some dick to suck...
Nailed it! A+

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:31 am

for IB

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Feb 23, 2024 10:44 am

😁

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Tree » Sat Feb 24, 2024 10:43 am

"For me, crazy as it seems, there is a real relationship between wild, reckless abandon off the field and being that way on the field." - Lawrence Taylor

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Tree » Sun Feb 25, 2024 6:04 pm

"For me, crazy as it seems, there is a real relationship between wild, reckless abandon off the field and being that way on the field." - Lawrence Taylor

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Tree » Sat Mar 30, 2024 12:12 am

heat my peni$ up with a booty rub
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