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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:40 pm

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Damn I loved her back in the day - still plenty smokin for her age

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Post by eCat » Mon Aug 20, 2018 1:04 pm

slightly NSFW but fun to watch...30 seconds long

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by 10ac » Sun Sep 02, 2018 2:52 pm

heh. Sick.
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strangest thing you'll see all day

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Hedge and Stu need to be nicer to DS

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by hedge » Wed Apr 10, 2019 2:31 pm

A brief history of porn on the internet...

https://www.wired.com/story/brief-histo ... -internet/
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I miss Augie. Can we trade hedge for him?

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Post by hedge » Sat May 18, 2019 7:00 am

I can't believe the AVN awards are on at 7 am on a Saturday, they're showing more bush in the clips than you see on any R-rated movie. Anyway, I thought eCat would be interested to know (although I'd say there's a very good chance he already knows) that last year's best new starlet, Jill Cassidy (sp?) is evidently the replacement for his little darling Riley Reed. I guess now that Reed is, what?, 24?, it's time to put her out to pasture. This little Cassidy girl appears to be 20-21 years old tops and bears a striking resemblance to Reed. She's got a couple of good years left in her I'm sure. Have at it, eCat. You can thank me later...
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Post by eCat » Sat May 18, 2019 8:46 am

are they televised anywhere?

admittedly I haven't been keeping up - matter of fact I'm going in the opposite direction, I have found this Milf who has a this hip tattoo that goes down her leg. Admittedly she wouldn't appeal to many guys but for whatever reason she makes me hit the ceiling. I have her book marked on pornhub but I don't remember her name right now. She's probably 38ish.

Now that I have an 18 year old daughter, its harder for me to watch a young girl get plowed by a guy that has a loaf of french bread between his legs
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Sat May 18, 2019 11:02 am

Tell me about it

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Post by hedge » Sat May 18, 2019 6:51 pm

Speaking of loaf of french bread, they did a skit with some black actor who was having a conversation with his own penis, which was represented by a rubber dildo with a rasta hat and sunglasses. I surmised that the dildo was sized to scale but could hardly believe it (even when he mentioned something to the dildo about "rearranging the funiture" in regard to his sex scenes), so I checked him out. Well, it was about right. They had some purportedly 18 year old white chick barely able to get the head of his dick in her mouth, the full size of which was literally bigger than her forearm. Guy's name as best I could tell was Dick Dredd. Irregardless, that'll pull him up on xvideos, if you care to see somebody with a for real loaf of rye bread for a cock...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 27, 2019 12:45 pm

Go climb Mt. Everest

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Post by hedge » Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:12 am

Good news for DS, I'm sensing fatty porn is next...

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jen ... 03877.html
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Post by eCat » Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:58 am

it will come to no surprise to anyone that I haven't been on alot of diets in my life but Keto works and I also believe its habit forming

I think the problem is that people go all in on Keto, so I guess I'm not true Keto, I allow myself fruit and beans and the occasional spoonful of ice cream or chocolate covered almond, but when I go to a restaurant now I look for the keto friendly meal. A favorite now is going to Five guys and ordering the single patty burger wrapped in lettuce

Keto I believe is the easiest diet to be on, especially if you find some middle ground that works for you. You have to be really, really hard core about it to hit Ketosis, and few people are - and I think its stupid to limit fruits and certain vegetables out of your diet so I don't do it.

The only downside is that like a vegan, anyone on Keto is quick to tell you about it. I've tried to intentionally limit my conversations about it but I've been on it since I was telling you guys I bought the rowing machine earlier this year.

As for Jenna, last time I paid attention to her she looked like she had some botched plastic surgery
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:06 am

Diet?

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Post by hedge » Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:53 am

Keto does work and for me it's easy to forego bread and sweets, etc., but my main problem with keto or any other diet for that matter is no alcohol. I wish I liked weed better, then I could just get high and eat bacon cheeseburgers with no bun, but that's not where I'm at in my buzz preference these days. Of course when speedball was my buzz preference the only calories I got was ice cream and I still got down to about 150 lbs. (currently holding steady at 215, just to give you an idea of the difference)...
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Post by hedge » Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:55 am

Oh and FWIW, I was never a big Jenna Jameson fan, although I do recall a scene with her and Rocco Siffredi that was alright...
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