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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue May 01, 2012 11:37 pm

in seriousness, i would prefer it if she plumped up her buttocks. red beans and rice done missed her...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed May 02, 2012 8:06 am

I get Emily Blunt and Zoey Deschanel confused but I think they are both very attractive.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Wed May 02, 2012 9:32 am

Nice meme play ATM.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Post by eCat » Wed May 02, 2012 12:28 pm

I just saw the Google street view camera car go down my street. It's hard to miss.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Wed May 02, 2012 12:31 pm

A lot of people (oddly, to me) are mad about Kate Upton because they say she doesn't look like a supermodel...and that she's too fat. The fashion industry is run by prunish old bitties and gay dudes. They are the worst group to hold the keys on how young women view themselves.

Zooey Deschanel and Katie Perry look alike to me...much moreso than Emily Blunt.

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Post by Fifer » Wed May 02, 2012 2:06 pm

Sporting News ranks 1996 UK best college BB team in the expanded tourney era.


http://aol.sportingnews.com/ncaa-basket ... -tony-delp

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Post by Saint » Wed May 02, 2012 4:04 pm

eCat wrote:I just saw the Google street view camera car go down my street. It's hard to miss.
did you moon it? that would have been hard to miss, too

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Post by Cats rule » Wed May 02, 2012 5:03 pm

Saint wrote:
eCat wrote:I just saw the Google street view camera car go down my street. It's hard to miss.
did you moon it? that would have been hard to miss, too
& damn hard to forget i suspect....that's the kind of image that leaves a mark

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Post by Bklyn » Wed May 02, 2012 5:28 pm

Very true, ask his boxers.
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Post by Saint » Wed May 02, 2012 7:20 pm

CHAPEL HILL ­ – Former University of North Carolina guard, 12-year NBA veteran and ESPN analyst Hubert Davis is the Tar Heels’ newest assistant men’s basketball coach, head coach Roy Williams announced today.

Davis has spent the past seven years with ESPN as a highly regarded college basketball analyst and co-host of College GameDay. He is replacing Jerod Haase, who spent nine years on Williams’ staff at Carolina prior to being named the head coach at UAB.

“I am very excited, thankful and honored to re-join the Carolina basketball program as an assistant to Coach Williams,” says Davis. “I loved being a part of college basketball during my time at ESPN by attending practices and games and developing relationships with players and coaches. Now I will have the opportunity to do this on a more personal level at a university and with a basketball program that I have loved my entire life.”

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed May 02, 2012 9:00 pm

Maybe Cal will hire Farmer now that he's disgraced himself in public office....
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 02, 2012 10:11 pm

In Kentucky that's not called being disgraced. That's called getting what you deserve.

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Post by Saint » Thu May 03, 2012 1:57 am



Take a Supermodel to work

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Thu May 03, 2012 11:15 am

hedge wrote:Maybe Cal will hire Farmer now that he's disgraced himself in public office....
kind of like roy hired the hyena after he'd embarassed himself for years on espn....

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu May 03, 2012 1:44 pm

He can whip your ass...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Thu May 03, 2012 2:15 pm

Kentucky Indiana series to come to an end. IU fans have no one to blame but themselves. If I were Cal and Mitch Barnhardt I would have done the same. The IU athletic depart had 174 complaints filed by UK fans that were spat on and assulted after the riot in December. I just glad we owned their sorry asses in recent years and wiped up the floorboards with them when it counted.


http://cincinnati.com/blogs/nkysports/2 ... -jeopardy/
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu May 03, 2012 2:16 pm

I would like to think that is the reason why but I don't think it is.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Thu May 03, 2012 2:54 pm

Coach Cal = Pussy.

It's okay. When Kentucky gets the death penalty in a few years with Coach Cal's latest scandal (of course as he is all ready out of town), The accumulated filth of Kentucky's cheating and bitching will foam up about their waists and all the whores and former Kentucky players will look up and shout "Save us!"... and IU nation will whisper "no."
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu May 03, 2012 3:01 pm

BigRedMan wrote:Coach Cal = Pussy.

It's okay. When Kentucky gets the death penalty in a few years with Coach Cal's latest scandal (of course as he is all ready out of town), The accumulated filth of Kentucky's cheating and bitching will foam up about their waists and all the whores and former Kentucky players will look up and shout "Save us!"... and IU nation will whisper "no."
Cal is the pussy but Crean won't play UK on a neutral court?

BZZZZT

try again
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bluecat » Thu May 03, 2012 3:03 pm

Heh.....good use of Crow's favorite phrase.

Sorry to see the series end. I've always counted the Hoosiers as our one, true rival.

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