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Post by eCat » Mon Sep 19, 2022 6:14 am

meanwhile in Cleveland

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:28 am

Goes a lot deeper than W-L down there. Herms got them in deep NCAA shit.
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Post by aTm » Mon Sep 19, 2022 11:54 am

That tweet seems to suggest that Browns fans are Clowns fans and also that #Bengals are an Ohio embarrassment?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 19, 2022 12:22 pm

Could be. If you're a Browns fan.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 19, 2022 12:39 pm

That moment you get fired

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Post by Tree » Mon Sep 19, 2022 5:44 pm

Bengals should be fine. They just got done playing the two best linebackers in the league. But yes get Burrow few more quick pass plays so he can survive the season.
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:26 pm

Eagles looking like the clear favs in the NFC East, followed by Dallas since they have a serviceable backup QB. Hurts looks like he's settled down some from last year. Decent reads and passing arm, no major mistakes. And his run speed is a little bit better than I remember. Giants right now at 2-0 but will come back to earth and be a clear cut 3rd.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:53 pm

Did you say Dallas?
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Post by sardis » Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:58 am

Now, that's ironic.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 20, 2022 9:06 am

Technically it is meat.
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That's what hedge tells the MHFs too.
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Post by hedge » Tue Sep 20, 2022 1:30 pm

"Now, that's ironic."

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Re: College Football

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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Tue Sep 20, 2022 9:38 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:22 pm
Cousins was 5th in QBR last year, which is a tribute to how meaningless the stat is. Dude is upper mediocre.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 21, 2022 2:52 am

Stop talking like a twitter kid.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 21, 2022 10:06 am

I saw a comment that Kyler Murray runs like a toddler who stole your cell phone and I can not not see it now.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 21, 2022 12:06 pm

The whole Eli Penn State bit.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 21, 2022 5:48 pm

It's weird how the NBA made the Suns owner get the fuck out quickly while the NFL still has their heads in the sand about Snyder. Fuck Roger.
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