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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:30 am

Santacon brawl

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Post by eCat » Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:41 am

I saw that last night. The one santa on the left is a punk - will only hit the guy when his backed is turned to him.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:45 am

Apparently, Santacon is where a bunch of Santas go on a bar crawl. This was the result this past weekend.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Sun Dec 22, 2013 6:13 pm

Why does Dewar's have a chick attempting an awful Irish accent in their commercials? Is it just a failed attempt at Scottish? Am I not supposed to know the difference?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:14 pm

duh, it's Scotch-Irish, you git

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:28 pm

Idiot. Damn

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:32 pm

I'm gonna need an opinion from our resident Irish/Alabama fan.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:46 am

Saban sacrificed him soon after their loss.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:04 am

Dewar's girl in her early and best role:

[youtube]05O77oX6bQE[/youtube]


Yeah, she was in Joe Black also but screw that.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:05 am

She kinda looks like Natalie Portman...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:27 pm

It figures that BRM would watch that kind of movie.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:41 pm

BigRedMan wrote:Dewar's girl in her early and best role:

[youtube]05O77oX6bQE[/youtube]


Yeah, she was in Joe Black also but screw that.
I actually dated (well dated is too stong a word, how about met on-line, took out to dinner, then took back to my place and fucked her brains out) a woman that looked exactly like Claire Forlani. Of all the women I've been with, hers was the tightest pussy. There is woman who knows the value of the keggle!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:51 pm

Is she a Rules Girl? Maybe that's one of the rules..."Always keep 'em guessing about what country you're really from by using terrible fake accents." The Mallrats clip shed some light, she's obviously English and can't do an American accent either.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Mon Dec 23, 2013 2:37 pm

aTm wrote:Why does Dewar's have a chick attempting an awful Irish accent in their commercials? Is it just a failed attempt at Scottish? Am I not supposed to know the difference?
if that didnt draw him out he wont be back until OU screams mercy

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 23, 2013 6:14 pm

aTm wrote:Why does Dewar's have a chick attempting an awful Irish accent in their commercials? Is it just a failed attempt at Scottish? Am I not supposed to know the difference?

my wife made me watch one of those commercials a couple of day ago telling me how obnoxious it was.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 23, 2013 6:16 pm

innocentbystander wrote:
BigRedMan wrote:Dewar's girl in her early and best role:

[youtube]05O77oX6bQE[/youtube]


Yeah, she was in Joe Black also but screw that.
I actually dated (well dated is too stong a word, how about met on-line, took out to dinner, then took back to my place and fucked her brains out) a woman that looked exactly like Claire Forlani. Of all the women I've been with, hers was the tightest pussy. There is woman who knows the value of the keggle!
I once fucked Jennifer Aniston in the ass on top of a stuck ferris wheel.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Tue Dec 24, 2013 7:31 am

10ac wrote:It figures that BRM would watch that kind of movie.
Nothing wrong with Kevin Smith movies. Choose your next words carefully 10ac. Tread lightly.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Dec 27, 2013 8:50 am

For some reason I signed up on Linked In a few months ago. I never go on that site, but I do get occasional messages in my email of some activity that someone on Linked In is up to. I usually just delete them, but there's this one chick who used to be married to a friend of mine, she's hot with huge tits, so I do check out what she's doing and use any opportunity to send her a message on Linked In. So this morning I see a message informing me that she has been "endorsed" by someone, so I click on the link: "Claren Warenda was endorsed by Dan Whaley for Retirement Planning." Then there's a picture of Dan (don't know him) and underneath it I see this gem: "Actively Seeking Employment." Of course I sent a message to Claren and asked her what kind of stellar retirement advice did she have for this guy that he felt moved to endorse her? Get a job??
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