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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Wed May 01, 2024 2:50 pm

AA is a pothead?

...that explains a lot...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 01, 2024 3:00 pm

STFU

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Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Wed May 01, 2024 3:06 pm

Rat:

hi
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed May 01, 2024 3:39 pm

THE_WIZARD_ wrote: Wed May 01, 2024 2:50 pm AA is a pothead?

...that explains a lot...
The last marijuana I smoked was in 1977. I figured I’d give it a chance every 40 years or so.
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Post by eCat » Wed May 01, 2024 3:42 pm

you probably don't want Sativa then.

You'd want my Northern Lights Indica ....also 19% THC

its a couch hugging strain
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Wed May 01, 2024 3:55 pm

Keep us posted (with pics) on the Durbin, eCat..

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed May 01, 2024 4:01 pm

I’ve got a week in Colorado coming up. I might stop by one of the (many) pot stores there.
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Post by The Anti k* » Wed May 01, 2024 4:56 pm

Out of the blue, Thiero has shown up in Fayetteville…Arkansas.

Fucking Calipari 🤬

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Post by eCat » Wed May 01, 2024 6:30 pm

Thiero and his dad supposedly were upset and how Calipari handled him last year.

Cal must be throwing serious money and big promises to him
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by aTm » Wed May 01, 2024 7:28 pm

eCat wrote: Wed May 01, 2024 1:44 pm
AlabamAlum wrote: Wed May 01, 2024 1:17 pm eCat, did your daughter end up at Bama? I know she was considering it. What is your son doing? iirc he wasn’t in the mindset for college in HS.
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Post by eCat » Wed May 01, 2024 8:23 pm

Ohio baby

its legal to farm now
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Wed May 01, 2024 8:35 pm

AlabamAlum wrote: Wed May 01, 2024 1:15 pm Great news. You do injury stuff? Financials/estate? Divorce? Congrats on the baby? Boy, girl? Also, lol at keeping her fed.

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Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Wed May 01, 2024 9:19 pm

Do you do STFU by chance?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed May 01, 2024 9:53 pm

DooKSucks wrote: Wed May 01, 2024 8:35 pm
AlabamAlum wrote: Wed May 01, 2024 1:15 pm Great news. You do injury stuff? Financials/estate? Divorce? Congrats on the baby? Boy, girl? Also, lol at keeping her fed.

Yes, grandpa x2.
I do divorce/family law. I list criminal/traffic and injury on my website but don’t advertise for it, but I do it whenever it walks through the door / existing and former clients ask for it, which happens far more with criminal stuff. The kid is a girl. She’s my buddy. Nothing makes me happier than when she sees me for the first time in the afternoon / evening, gets so excited and runs up to give me a hug and kiss saying “Daddy” repeatedly.

Congrats on the grandchildren. Have you made plans to take them to Scotland yet?
That is outstanding. I’m happy for you.

They’ve been to Scotland to see relatives. We all go back in June, although, I’m slipping away to Edinburgh for a good bit of the trip.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Wed May 01, 2024 10:15 pm

Told you guys the NBA playoffs would suck ass this year. The great white hope will capture another title. He needs to take some classes on having a personality in the States tho. Just hire Fifty, Jay Z, the Rock and the RZA for 2 weeks. Pay them 10 mil each. Best money he ever spent guaranteed.

Also there was something else wasn't there? Didn't Jamal Murray put a nasty dunk on King James a few days ago?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Thu May 02, 2024 8:20 am

wish someone would dunk you in a vat of acid.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri May 03, 2024 10:53 am

I'm sure the Pope is like "you know I've sent people to hell for less than this"

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri May 03, 2024 11:31 am

could care less about the NBA but this cracked me up

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri May 03, 2024 3:50 pm

"For me, crazy as it seems, there is a real relationship between wild, reckless abandon off the field and being that way on the field." - Lawrence Taylor

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Fri May 03, 2024 5:19 pm

The pope should have signed the jersey and handed it back to him…
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