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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Fri Feb 03, 2023 5:15 pm

eCat wrote: Fri Feb 03, 2023 12:52 pm I know this is going to sound stupid but I was watching Nate Borgatske on Netflix. The guy is really funny is you haven't heard of him.

In his latest special he talks about the family going to McDonalds and buying all the kids happy meals but they only had like $2 on them and this was back when fast food places were cash only.

The joke was he had to do without while everyone else got a happy meal and he thought he'd be rewarded but 40 years later everyone still laughs at him asking him if he wants them to get a happy meal when they leave.

But what struck me is how I can't even really remember carrying cash around for everything and having to use it.

I remember going to Sweden in 1998 and how cool it was I could pay with my bank debit card at an airport Burger King because you couldn't do that here, so it wasn't that long ago.
I always think of the past in ways like that. If I don't actually think hard about how things actually were I imagine that like the internet existed and everybody had cell phones, and that I've always had a smart phone, or that the internet was always high speed.

Someone mentioned a baseball game somewhere one day that I remembered watching in 2005. It was the ALCS and I remembered watching it because I had gone to an A&M Football game that day with a White Sox fan, and then we went out to a bar in College Station after the game and watched the ALCS game. The Astros had played during the football game in the NLCS, and my brain was going down the track of how weird it was that I hadn't watched the Astros game at the football game, because now at A&M game I can sit on my phone during timeouts and watch in HD like five other games going on at the same time on the stadium wifi. It was weird to think about how in 2005, I barely had a phone that could send text messages, much less surf the internet or get scores, and even if you needed to, you certainly couldn't use that phone for anything other than a brick to throw at somebody while you were standing in a crowd of 80,000 people.
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Feb 03, 2023 5:59 pm

Cash is tough in stop & robs. The ones down here always run out of change.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Feb 03, 2023 7:29 pm

" I need to use a valet while travelling on business."

Weeellll, who knew we were in the presence of Lord "sometimes I need a valet when I travel" Beauregard?
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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Sat Feb 04, 2023 10:39 pm

I haven’t carried a back pocket wallet in 30 years or so.

I carried license, cash, and a card or two in my front pocket loose for years. About 10 years ago, I got one of those thin front pocket wallet things, and it’s all I’ve used since.

No Costanza wallet here…
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sat Feb 04, 2023 11:46 pm

"About 10 years ago, I got one of those thin front pocket wallet things"

Link?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Sun Feb 05, 2023 6:50 am

Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Sun Feb 05, 2023 8:15 am

hedge wrote: Fri Feb 03, 2023 7:29 pm " I need to use a valet while travelling on business."

Weeellll, who knew we were in the presence of Lord "sometimes I need a valet when I travel" Beauregard?
Also, cash is still king at my local Waffle House

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sun Feb 05, 2023 8:27 am

aTm wrote: Fri Feb 03, 2023 5:15 pm

I always think of the past in ways like that. If I don't actually think hard about how things actually were I imagine that like the internet existed and everybody had cell phones, and that I've always had a smart phone, or that the internet was always high speed.

Someone mentioned a baseball game somewhere one day that I remembered watching in 2005. It was the ALCS and I remembered watching it because I had gone to an A&M Football game that day with a White Sox fan, and then we went out to a bar in College Station after the game and watched the ALCS game. The Astros had played during the football game in the NLCS, and my brain was going down the track of how weird it was that I hadn't watched the Astros game at the football game, because now at A&M game I can sit on my phone during timeouts and watch in HD like five other games going on at the same time on the stadium wifi. It was weird to think about how in 2005, I barely had a phone that could send text messages, much less surf the internet or get scores, and even if you needed to, you certainly couldn't use that phone for anything other than a brick to throw at somebody while you were standing in a crowd of 80,000 people.
we never throw away our cell phones, its like we have a little evolution of cell phone museum at the house going back to the Nokias I had in the late 90's. I can remember I had Tombstone on my Motorola flip phone which had a screen about the size of a postage stamp thinking that was amazing around 2005.

The iphone didn't come out until 2007. Seems like much earlier to me.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sun Feb 05, 2023 8:28 am

Dave23 wrote: Sat Feb 04, 2023 10:39 pm I haven’t carried a back pocket wallet in 30 years or so.

I carried license, cash, and a card or two in my front pocket loose for years. About 10 years ago, I got one of those thin front pocket wallet things, and it’s all I’ve used since.

No Costanza wallet here…
you need to carry a roll of hundreds wrapped with a brocolli rubber band like the mob bosses do
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Sun Feb 05, 2023 10:06 am

I think you’ll see a little comeback with use of cash. In 2023 the money platforms like PP, Venmo, and CashApp have to report your cash receipts to the IRS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Feb 05, 2023 11:43 pm

sardis wrote: Sun Feb 05, 2023 10:06 am I think you’ll see a little comeback with use of cash. In 2023 the money platforms like PP, Venmo, and CashApp have to report your cash receipts to the IRS.
Another strike at gamblers and small businesses who want to keep their under the table earnings going strong without Uncle Sam taxing them…
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Feb 05, 2023 11:54 pm

Or you can be an idiot like this guy

https://www.justice.gov/usao-ednc/pr/no ... fraud-case

by paying your $1.7m in gambling debts off as “consulting” expenses to a bookie foolish enough to take fucking checks.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Mon Feb 06, 2023 8:21 am

Gambling’s not the only vice that this affects when you think about it. I’d sell my stock in these platforms because they are not desirable for the underground economy.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Mon Feb 06, 2023 10:48 am

BTW, the 1099 reporting doesn't apply to Zelle transfers. An entity owned by the major banks...

Figures.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 06, 2023 11:05 am

Ticketmaster won't deposit my cash from my Bengals game sales until I give them my tax info. I sold 7 out of 10 & made about $1K profit. The man is just picking on the little guy.

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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 08, 2023 11:03 am

I was laughing with my wife getting spam mail. She was saying she got a fake invoice they were trying to get her to pay on something for $599.99

I guess they were using an American bank
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Re: Uncle Bud

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