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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Dec 20, 2021 4:05 pm

hedge wrote: Mon Dec 20, 2021 3:41 pm Did you blow the whole $90 at Appleby's or did you put some aside to go to the local jackoff gallery?
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Post by aTm » Mon Dec 20, 2021 4:45 pm

Yeah, like Baylor would ever win a national championship. Get the fuck outta here.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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aTm wrote: Mon Dec 20, 2021 4:45 pm Yeah, like Baylor would ever win a national championship. Get the fuck outta here.
I live 25 minutes from ASU. And all this town is talking about is that school 100 miles south of here and how good at basketball they are playing. I actually expect to see the Wildcats in the Final Four this year. I'll call it now, they win 30 games before the Pac-12 championship.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 20, 2021 6:36 pm

Shut up. No town is talking rabidly in December except the 2 hilljack schools well represented here. You still think players get 5 penalties in foorball.

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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Dec 20, 2021 11:53 pm

Normally I would agree rat. But Arizona, they look unstoppable.
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Post by hedge » Tue Dec 21, 2021 1:11 am

Is a train unstoppable? Please stand in front of one and report back to us...
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Dec 21, 2021 2:39 pm

hedge wrote: Tue Dec 21, 2021 1:11 am Is a train unstoppable? Please stand in front of one and report back to us...
Hey if UNC wants to "nut up" and stand in front of the Wildcats on the court (any court, anywhere, anytime) then you can report back to us to say how well your Tar Heels can play.

That goes for Kentucky too.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 22, 2021 10:49 pm

What was that?

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Post by eCat » Thu Dec 23, 2021 9:49 am

maybe UK's demise isn't as evident as I thought. After the UNC game, UK pretty much did the same thing to WKU, who was a last minute replacement for Louisville, but also beat Louisville just a few days ago. We play Kansas sometime soon, not sure. That will show where we are.
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Post by hedge » Thu Dec 23, 2021 10:22 am

"maybe UK's demise isn't as evident as I thought."

Are you saying UK fans sometimes overreact? Nooooo....
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Post by eCat » Thu Dec 23, 2021 10:31 am

it works for us most of the time
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:57 pm

One national championship this century? UK fans used to demand way better results than that to consider that things were working in Lexington. Or maybe you're saying that UK's inferior results for the past 20+ years is a result of inferior fans? I can live with that, too. Hey, whatever "works," right...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Dec 23, 2021 4:05 pm

I thought Arizona was a juggernaut.

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hedge wrote: Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:57 pm One national championship this century? UK fans used to demand way better results than that to consider that things were working in Lexington. Or maybe you're saying that UK's inferior results for the past 20+ years is a result of inferior fans? I can live with that, too. Hey, whatever "works," right...
still salty over that beat down

don't be mad at me just because Roy Williams gave you guys another Matt Doherty
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by innocentbystander » Thu Dec 23, 2021 5:02 pm

Stubbed our toe at Tennessee. Ooops.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Dec 23, 2021 6:01 pm

eCat wrote: Thu Dec 23, 2021 4:49 pm
hedge wrote: Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:57 pm One national championship this century? UK fans used to demand way better results than that to consider that things were working in Lexington. Or maybe you're saying that UK's inferior results for the past 20+ years is a result of inferior fans? I can live with that, too. Hey, whatever "works," right...
still salty over that beat down

don't be mad at me just because Roy Williams gave you guys another Matt Doherty
Win two more national championships this century (which will merely put you even with UNC) and then come talk to me. Until then, keep telling yourself that "things are working" in Lexington...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Thu Dec 23, 2021 7:04 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Thu Dec 23, 2021 4:05 pm I thought Arizona was a juggernaut.
Unlike you, who everyone knows is a jugger-not.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Dec 23, 2021 7:13 pm

BAHAHAHA!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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