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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:01 pm

Still getting paid though. Probably to much for that stuff though. Can't you surf the web for another at home project during that time? Isn't there a half grill half bike thing out there for you to tinker with?

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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:47 pm

"I just hate having my time wasted"

And yet you've spent 20 years in here...
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Post by eCat » Tue Apr 16, 2019 7:35 pm

hedge wrote:"I just hate having my time wasted"

And yet you've spent 20 years in here...
no, I don't mind *me* wasting my time. Just someone else
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:40 am

Knowing that UNC owns the real estate -- limited as it may be -- between the ears of Kentucky fans warms the cockles of my heart.
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Post by hedge » Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:25 am

U.Va. completes ACC's dominant NCAA tournament decade

https://www.dailypress.com/sports/dp-sp ... story.html
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:53 am

Fuck "conference pride." This isn't an SEC-style elephant walk culminating in a circle jerk.

We already knew the ACC was the best basketball conference, but I wish for nothing but pain and suffering for the rest of the conference.
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Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:38 am

eCat wrote:I just hate having my time wasted
Then why are you here?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:48 am

To make fun of those who stick their dick into the gas tank of a John Deere. So basically, you.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:49 am

Plus, you're a Nebraska fan. Where exactly is Nebraska anyway? Next to Idaho maybe? I hear it's now an ocean. Any good fishing?

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Post by eCat » Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:02 am

THE_WIZARD_ wrote:
eCat wrote:I just hate having my time wasted
Then why are you here?

to talk about how great Tiger Woods is.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:59 pm

He's ok. Still, when your wife attacks the car you are fleeing in with a 9 iron, ya got a problem.

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Post by hedge » Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:30 pm

You sound like you're speaking from experience...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 17, 2019 2:34 pm

Naw. It was a 3 wood.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Apr 25, 2019 8:55 am

This article could've just as well have been written about UK just a few years ago...

Why nobody should care about Duke having the best recruiting class again

"It’s great for Duke (UK) that Coach K (Cal) is reloading with another top class, sure. We’re also around seven months away from the 2019-20 season. Just as nobody hangs banners for recruiting, nobody should care that Duke (UK) has the top class again if Coach K (Cal) continues to have nothing to show for it."

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/04/duke-r ... basketball
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Post by eCat » Thu Apr 25, 2019 10:44 am

I notice this stuff since I am connected to it now. Seems like Bama is raising their game a bit

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The University of Alabama ranks second nationally among public universities and fifth among all universities nationwide in enrollment of National Merit Scholars for the 2018 entering class.

UA enrolled 185 new National Merit Scholars in its freshman class, ranking it number one in the state of Alabama and second nationally, according to the National Merit Scholarship Corp. annual report. This gives UA a total of 614 National Merit Scholars enrolled at the Tuscaloosa campus.

About 40% of UA’s 2018 freshman class scored 30 or higher on the ACT, and more than 36% were in the top 10% of their high school graduating class. The entering class carried an average high school GPA of 3.71, with more than 34% having a high school GPA of 4.0 or higher.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:16 am

Gotta bring up the football gpa bringing them down.

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Post by aTm » Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:36 am

Oklahoma generally paid the most for National Merit Scholars for years and years, and was always #1 on this list for public schools. I think they decided to scale it back a few years ago, because of how much it was costing them (and I wonder if it became politically charged, because spending money on NMS is likely going to a "priveleged" class of sorts)
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Apr 25, 2019 12:36 pm

Bammer loves privileged class sorts...
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Post by eCat » Thu Apr 25, 2019 1:19 pm

aTm wrote:Oklahoma generally paid the most for National Merit Scholars for years and years, and was always #1 on this list for public schools. I think they decided to scale it back a few years ago, because of how much it was costing them (and I wonder if it became politically charged, because spending money on NMS is likely going to a "priveleged" class of sorts)

we got a letter from them last year. They are still throwing money around at it, but like you I thought they would be #1 on the list. They aren't as high as Bama or Florida.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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