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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Sun Jun 17, 2018 10:50 pm

Brew it myself. Chain smoker but quit 11 years ago.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:35 am

2-3 cups a day brewed in morning --some yellow bag forgot name of it or dunkin donut

intermittent cigars--non in may--picked em back up again this past 2 weeks probably smoked 10 or so
likely none for 2-3 weeks--going to London next week--likely wont go cigar shopping

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:05 am

You can get Cubans in London...

10ac, when you say "chain smoker," is that 2 packs a day? More? What brand?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:25 am

At least two packs a day. Vantage 100s
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Cletus » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:35 am

10ac wrote:At least two packs a day. Vantage 100s
Your lung cancer will be painful.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:53 am

Lungs are clear.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Cletus » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:56 am

Only a matter of time.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:04 am

10ac wrote:At least two packs a day. Vantage 100s
How long did that go on? Why did you quit? Aren't Vantage's the ones with the little hole in the filter?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:16 am

30 yrs. Tried many times but my granddaughter came down with meningitis and was in so much pain. If she could handle that I figured I could quit. I went through many brands but yes they had the hole in the filter.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:20 pm

I smoke weed to combat cigs.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:05 am

the best part of the goat pen is when Cletus talks about he used to be an asshole
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:36 pm

He still is

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Jun 25, 2018 10:49 am

Newest diet trend: Dry fasting. No food, no water. NADA!!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:48 pm

hedge wrote:Newest diet trend: Dry fasting. No food, no water. NADA!!

That's called Ramadan in other parts of the world - at least until the sun sets
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:06 pm

According to what I read, you burn 3 times more fat during a dry fast than a water-only fast...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dora » Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:31 pm

That's coz the water puts out the fire.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:34 pm

I haven't had anything to eat since Sunday night, and nothing to drink since yesterday at 1 pm...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:27 pm

Keep it up!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:06 pm

Here's a great primer on fasting. NSFW b/c of cursing. This guy is great...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 27, 2018 4:53 pm

Why would anyone fast? That's so dumb

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