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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:24 pm

At first I assumed this was actually an ecat story.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:49 pm

I'm bad but I'm not bad enough to keep a shit covered knife hanging on a wall
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:50 pm

Hopefully they cleansed it b/w uses...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:27 am

hedge wrote:Hopefully they cleansed it b/w uses...
still - "clean" or not, not in my house.

I think there is an opportunity for invention here - a built in turd cutter on a plunger
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:32 am

Where do you keep the plunger?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:51 am

In the fridge

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:16 pm

my low carb experience

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:41 pm

You got your hair back, though. Bosley?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:43 pm

that's more of an approximation of me than actually me
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:20 pm

But that is you. Balsey. Fat boy

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:21 pm

I'd take the hair
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:03 pm

On the weather channel they just said Paducah got 8 inches of snow...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:49 pm

I've been hearing the storm play by play on facebook from my high school buddies
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:48 am

Not to brag but I have stopped up toilets from Baltimore to Bellingham and three countries.
Let 'er Blow!

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:44 am

I think brag is the only term for that kind of admission...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:44 am

sometimes its amazing to me that women tolerate men.

last night on the couch bundled up in some semi-spoon like position, we were watching a movie and my wife said "you're feet smell horrible!"

turns out our small dog has a bad tooth and has breath that can literally stench up an entire room, but more amazing is even after that admission of what she thought was my foot odor, she didn't move, she just stayed there with my feet at her stomach. Only until the dog left from laying on the floor in front of us did she realize it was him and not me.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:47 am

What's funny to me is that you just assumed she was right and that your feet smelled that badly.

You were like, "My feet smell that bad? Yeah, plausible...."
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:46 am

LOL

yes, that's true

but I have to admit I was a little offended when I actually smelled the dogs breath and was like "you smell that and you instantly think of my feet?"

good god woman, I know its not that bad.

I feel for my little dog, he is losing his teeth. The vet says there really is nothing we can do about it, its a genetic thing with his breed but when a tooth goes bad at the root, he smells like death.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:06 am

There is something you could do about it...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:11 am

what? pull his teeth like Yukon Cornelious did to the Snow Monster?

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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