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Re: UCLA Bruins
We don't bag up corn anymore...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
who here among us hasn't had to wipe up a splatter of jizz off the office floor before?
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Re: UCLA Bruins
What was the obvious joke?
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Had to wipe it off of my desk when mine leaked out of the redneck redhead from the local tax office one evening...Saint wrote:who here among us hasn't had to wipe up a splatter of jizz off the office floor before?
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I was thinking Stu's post was a thread killer, but no...
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Re: UCLA Bruins
He just mortally wounded it
DS dropped gasoline on it and set it on fire.
DS dropped gasoline on it and set it on fire.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
“DS jerked off to Natalie”hedge wrote:What was the obvious joke?
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
We don't bag up corn anymore.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Rat hasn't even weighed in yet...eCat wrote:He just mortally wounded it
DS dropped gasoline on it and set it on fire.
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Not gonna touch it.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Rat prefers the present Ms Garrett
no floor is safe
no floor is safe
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Re: UCLA Bruins
She aint dead
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Dentures out
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Re: UCLA Bruins
first chance you get, go to Netflix and watch the Def Comedy Jam 25 year special.
Its very funny and Dave Chapelle is just drunk enough at the end to be hilarious.
Its very funny and Dave Chapelle is just drunk enough at the end to be hilarious.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Stands to reason that Charlie Manson and Rat are from the same town
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Watching that Def Comedy Jam reunion. They've got ever damn body on there except Bernie Mac and he dead
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its great isn't it?Saint wrote:Watching that Def Comedy Jam reunion. They've got ever damn body on there except Bernie Mac and he dead
There is also a documentary on Bernie Mac making his first comedy jam appearance. Its worth watching too
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I remember watching one of those things many years ago, some large black female comedian was going thru her routine and the climax was her ripping off her wig in the middle of a rant. It brought the house down...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
that was on the special too
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I've got to watch that. Who was the comedienne?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.