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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:09 pm

I highlighted and copied "Just highlight and copy the sentence you want and put the quote tags around it." then hit the quote button and it quoted the whole thing...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:19 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:I forgot to tell ya guys but yesterday I was bit by a pit bull. Coming home from the Reds game yesterday I stopped to check out a place in Blue Ash ripe for flipping, among other possibilities. Same exact place two doors down sold for $187 last year. He's asking $69. Place smells like BRMs ass before Charmin. But its a simple 2k sewer line fix.

Anyway, I go outside to check out the boundaries etc, out of fucking nowhere comes the next door neighbors mean ass pit. Yes, I was wearing red but, this leash ran into the property I was looking at. Fucking dog put two nice vampire stabs in my leg. His owner was cutting up a tree he just cut down onto the property I was looking at. Could be a great profit. Gonna have to figure out a way to kill the pit though.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:22 pm

You can write anything you want inside quote tags, just put...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:52 pm

Seems easier just to use quotation marks...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:52 pm

Ya'll are trying to run me oft, ain't che?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:58 pm

jesus, someone get hedge a summer's eve so he can clear out that sand.

God damn son, chill.
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Post by crashcourse » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:00 pm

BigRedMan wrote:jesus, someone get hedge a summer's eve so he can clear out that sand.

God damn son, chill.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Stormaktstiden » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:11 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bluecat » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:15 pm

hedge wrote:Hard - might as well go ahead and say it: impossible - to imagine any stud UK freshman (or any UK player, really) saying this. It's just not why anybody chooses UK:

"“I’m here to experience college life, grow as a person, receive a quality education and be a part of the greatest basketball family in college sports,” Barnes said."
Here's what Doron Lamb said today when he announced he would return to UK next year:

"With the guys we have coming in next year, I know we have the talent to make another run at a national title. I want to help bring a national championship back to the Big Blue Nation because I know they’ve been waiting too long. I’ve enjoyed my time at Kentucky, playing for Coach Cal and his staff and I’m not ready for it to end.”

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:25 pm

I was talking about players with a legitimate possibility of going in the lottery or mid first round, Blue. Of course 2nd round (at best) prospects are going to give lip service to wanting to come back. They don't have much other choice...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:27 pm

This is awesome. I think we should all get together and make something like this. Just watch the first 30 seconds or so...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dora » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:35 pm

Yes, definitely do that.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Stormaktstiden » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:41 pm

LMAO @ "gifts of the feminine."
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:50 pm

"Sardis, all you needed was "Gonna have to figure out a way to kill the pit though." That's what you were responding to, not the rest of that bullshit Rat posted quote"

I felt context was needed...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:52 pm

I thought it was funny that an individual would propose to apologize for an entire gender...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bluecat » Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:31 pm

Actually, Hedge, in your quote (that this superlative software allows us to directly show) you say that ANY UK player wouldn't say those things.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Ron Mexico » Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:39 pm

hedge wrote:I thought it was funny that an individual would propose to apologize for an entire gender...
And funny that you made me waste 30 seconds of my time on that shit. I kept waiting for a pie in the face or something.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:44 pm

Yes, I added that parenthetically for sass purposes, but the original point (which still stands) referred to stud players, i.e., first round (minimum) type of players. I should've just left it at that, b/c it's obvious that somebody like, say, Dakota Euton would be raving about how much he loved his college experience in Lexington if Cal hadn't unceremoneously (sp?) shown his pimply fat white ass the door as soon as he arrived. UK was made for grits like him and I'm sure he and his bowl-cut brethren love nothing better than shooting at road signs on the lonely late night byways of rural Kentucky. But that's b/c he's a grit and UK is almost wholly populated by grits. And Doron Lamb, who actually should be leaving like his smarter compatriot Jodie Meeks. Lamb gets lost in the shuffle next year and his stock drops. Cautionary tale for all future potential UK recruits. Yep, the wheels are falling off in Lexington. Your fear is palpable and I'm just glad to be here to watch it...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:44 pm

"And funny that you made me waste 30 seconds of my time on that shit."

You know you watched the whole thing. And wept...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:47 pm

Do we really need the stats on how many times or even if somebody edited their post? Jeez...
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