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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Dec 06, 2015 4:53 pm

Concur. Clemson has far superior talent on both lines, and that was the ball game. Our only hope was that Clemson would do some Clemsoning with stupid penalties, play calling and turnovers. There was some of that, but UNC made too many mistakes of its own.

Clemson will not win the national tire if they continue to make the mistakes they have made the past 3-4 weeks.

ETA: Just saw the typo after Rat replied. You have to love iOS's autocorrect....
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Dec 06, 2015 9:26 pm

Who wants to win a tire anyway? Isn't that a Wiz thing?

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by dave_rickart » Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:01 pm

does National make tires for tractors?
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Dr. Nostron » Mon Dec 07, 2015 6:02 pm

That was as bad a botched call as I can recall.

Official whose only job is to watch that somehow blows it - imo in that situation it has to be blatantly obvious such as the guy who is 2 yards offside recovers the ball.

Horrible break for Heels.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Dec 07, 2015 10:49 pm

It was a bad break, but the boys needed to score a touchdown AND the two point conversion. I think they would have had a great shot at a td, but the two point conversion would have been a one in four shot at best.

The better team won. UNC needed to play a perfect game (no turnovers, no stupid penalties, no stupid decisions/plays like that botched fake punt and botched two point conversion) and Clemson needed to do some Clemsoning. Clemson did its part and played an average game outside of the trenches while doing its fair share of stupid shit, but UNC didn't. When you have to hope for so many variables to go your way, you are lucky to be in the damn game.

The best team won. End of story.

This season far exceeded any UNC's fan expectations, and don't let them tell you anything else. Some thought we would win the coastal, but every UNC fan knows that we will fuck it up when it comes to football. For once, they won all but one game they should have won. Now, the key is to improve line play, keep recruiting talent, keep the coaching staff together (as much as possible) and use this season as positive momentum.

Losing Marquise Williams is huge. He wasn't the most accurate passer. Trubinsky is a much better passer, but Williams is a gamer. He is big, strong and mobile. He hid a lot of flaws in our line by being able to avoid sacks, fight his way out of sacks and turn chicken shit plays from losses into gains. He made a lot of stupid decisions, but he would do something to more than make up for it.

Landon Turner is going to play on a lot of Sundays, and he will be missed. However, the other four starting OL return.

Ryan Switzer is likely going into the draft, which sucks. Losing Davis hurts because he was a dependable possession receiver capable of making clutch catches. However, Bug Howard (possibly declaring but highly doubtful), Mack Hollins (possibly declaring due to his age, but he needs to work on more first) and Austin Proehl are more than capable of filling this offense's needs at WR.

Hood and Logan at RB with Williams backing them up? RB will be just fine so long as they stay healthy.

Defensive improvement will be interesting to watch. I think this team will miss Schoettmer more than most realize. If they can keep the defensive staff largely intact, I am excited to see the transition to year two of this system.

Also, Fedora needs to continue with this maturity. He made some stupid mistakes this year, but there weren't as many. He is maturing, and it shows.

Clemson won't win it all, and thank God for that. Fuck that hypocritical cocksucker Dabo. I hope OU beats the living fuck out of them. Screw that conference pride bullshit.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 07, 2015 11:45 pm

"This season far exceeded any UNC's fan expectations, and don't let them tell you anything else."

I called 10 wins for the Heels after we lost to SC, and I meant it...
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Dec 07, 2015 11:54 pm

I was too drunk after that game and too hungover the next day to remember...
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Post by dave_rickart » Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:23 am

Perhaps it was Wiz who threw that flag....
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

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Post by dave_rickart » Tue Apr 05, 2016 10:41 am

Funny, and true.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:51 pm

Scoreboard, cuntface
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by dave_rickart » Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:51 am

The bitterness is strong in this one...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:42 pm

Again, scoreboard, you worthless cunt
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Post by dave_rickart » Thu Apr 14, 2016 10:40 am

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:01 pm

Where was UVa during all of this?

....

That's what I thought.

Kudos to that kid for hitting a great shot, and kudos to the passer for making a great play.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 19, 2016 8:53 am

It still stings doesn't it?

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Post by dave_rickart » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:09 am

"Where was UVa during all of this?"

celebrating, like the rest of the country....

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:00 pm

Why was UVa celebrating?
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:36 pm

It wasn't because they have ever won anything....
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by dave_rickart » Wed Apr 20, 2016 1:57 pm

hedge wrote:Why was UVa celebrating?
because Kris Jenkins stood up for truth, justice and the American way....

as opposed to the 'Carolina Way'
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