Crash's NASCAR & Peyton > Cheatin' Tom Brady Regurgitation

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Re: Crash's NASCAR & Peyton > Cheatin' Tom Brady Regurgitati

Post by dave_rickart » Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:53 pm

and baking cupcakes...
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Re: Crash's NASCAR & Peyton > Cheatin' Tom Brady Regurgitati

Post by Toemeesleather » Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:47 am

Rory/Reed >>> Brady/purty
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Re: Crash's NASCAR & Peyton > Cheatin' Tom Brady Regurgitati

Post by bluetick » Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:57 am

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Denver won't win another SB, neither will Brady, and dave will endure PM commercials for all of eternity
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Re: Crash's NASCAR & Peyton > Cheatin' Tom Brady Regurgitati

Post by crashcourse » Mon Oct 03, 2016 3:11 pm

Toemeesleather wrote:Rory/Reed >>> Brady/purty

yeah that was good stuff

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Post by crashcourse » Mon Nov 21, 2016 2:13 pm

congrats to brady

tied peytons with 200 wins

congrats to the nfl for moving back the extra point --record for misses yesterday certainly changes the complexity of the game

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Re: Crash's NASCAR & Peyton > Cheatin' Tom Brady Regurgitati

Post by dave_rickart » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:29 pm

G.O.A.T.

Biggest Super Bowl comeback was 10....now it is 25....

7 > 3

NFL record 6 straight AFC conference championship game appearances...

5 > 1*

NFL record 4th Super Bowl MVP...


Case closed.......**








* = Brady never needed his defense to carry him across the line while he was only putting up six points on the board....


** -- And he is married to a supermodel while Peyton jacks off to the thought seven Super Bowls.......***








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Re: Crash's NASCAR & Peyton > Cheatin' Tom Brady Regurgitati

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:26 am

Time to change the name of this thread.

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Re: Crash's NASCAR & Peyton > Cheatin' Tom Brady Regurgitati

Post by bluetick » Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:50 am

Gotta admit it. Bellicheat is the GOAT.

Good to see Brady get out of Terry Bradshaw's shadow though.
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Re: Crash's NASCAR & Peyton > Cheatin' Tom Brady Regurgitati

Post by hedge » Mon Feb 06, 2017 8:43 am

Gotta give credit to rickert for his use of cascading asterisks as a vehicle to cascade his sass upon the heads of the Peyton fans...
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Post by BigRedMan » Mon Feb 06, 2017 9:25 am

I am surprised Rickart had the strength to type all of that after that excessive beating off session.


With that being said, no doubt about it. Bellidick and Brady - GOAT. End of story.
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Post by crashcourse » Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:33 am

first three and a half quarters all I could think about was sad angry tom answering questions and belicheck with his one word answers after the game

then Atlanta gift wrapped it for them with their idiotic playcalling when you have a 16 point lead

SNL had a good skit with belicheck on family feud saturday

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Post by hedge » Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:19 pm

I'd like to see a skit of you, naked of arms, in a feud with a family of baboons...
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Post by Dr. Nostron » Mon Feb 06, 2017 3:44 pm

forced and unfunny

revise and resubmit

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Re: Crash's NASCAR & Peyton > Cheatin' Tom Brady Regurgitati

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:01 pm

Agreed. That was horrible.

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Re: Crash's NASCAR & Peyton > Cheatin' Tom Brady Regurgitati

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:08 pm

I think we need to give Rickart a day or two until he returns the jersey. Let him sleep with it a few days.

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Re: Crash's NASCAR & Peyton > Cheatin' Tom Brady Regurgitati

Post by crashcourse » Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:13 pm

maybe rickart gave him a coke after the game

Atlanta handed them that game and brady and belicheat reap the reward

didn't score a fuckin point the second half

how the fuck can you pla7y the perfect game the first 3 quartedrs just to crash and burn the last 10 minutes

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:17 pm

When you know their playbook, its easy

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Post by hedge » Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:48 pm

"didn't score a fuckin point the second half"

Yes they did...
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Re: Crash's NASCAR & Peyton > Cheatin' Tom Brady Regurgitati

Post by bluetick » Mon Feb 06, 2017 6:06 pm

The bigger question is whether the deadskins will ever be any good in the age of digital communication and the internet. Yay, another suckass season in ultra high definition..
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Re: Crash's NASCAR & Peyton > Cheatin' Tom Brady Regurgitati

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:26 pm

They won't be until DS goes back to his Cowboys.

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