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Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:39 pm
by hedge
We don't bag up corn anymore...

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 3:52 pm
by Saint
who here among us hasn't had to wipe up a splatter of jizz off the office floor before?

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 3:58 pm
by hedge
What was the obvious joke?

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:28 pm
by DooKSucks
Saint wrote:who here among us hasn't had to wipe up a splatter of jizz off the office floor before?
Had to wipe it off of my desk when mine leaked out of the redneck redhead from the local tax office one evening...

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:41 pm
by hedge
I was thinking Stu's post was a thread killer, but no...

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:42 pm
by eCat
He just mortally wounded it

DS dropped gasoline on it and set it on fire.

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:56 pm
by aTm
hedge wrote:What was the obvious joke?
“DS jerked off to Natalie”

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:02 pm
by Saint
We don't bag up corn anymore.

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:23 pm
by hedge
eCat wrote:He just mortally wounded it

DS dropped gasoline on it and set it on fire.
Rat hasn't even weighed in yet...

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:30 am
by Jungle Rat
Not gonna touch it.

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:10 pm
by crashcourse
Rat prefers the present Ms Garrett

no floor is safe

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:21 pm
by Jungle Rat
She aint dead

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:22 pm
by Saint
Dentures out

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:27 pm
by eCat
first chance you get, go to Netflix and watch the Def Comedy Jam 25 year special.

Its very funny and Dave Chapelle is just drunk enough at the end to be hilarious.

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:58 pm
by Saint
Stands to reason that Charlie Manson and Rat are from the same town

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:43 am
by Saint
Watching that Def Comedy Jam reunion. They've got ever damn body on there except Bernie Mac and he dead

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:33 am
by eCat
Saint wrote:Watching that Def Comedy Jam reunion. They've got ever damn body on there except Bernie Mac and he dead
its great isn't it?

There is also a documentary on Bernie Mac making his first comedy jam appearance. Its worth watching too

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:20 am
by hedge
I remember watching one of those things many years ago, some large black female comedian was going thru her routine and the climax was her ripping off her wig in the middle of a rant. It brought the house down...

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:29 am
by eCat
that was on the special too

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:22 am
by hedge
I've got to watch that. Who was the comedienne?