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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 05, 2018 2:52 pm

How can you forget Risky Business? That opened the door. The outsiders only gave him a name.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby eCat » Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:25 pm

Took the Fambly to $6 night at the movies to watch Jumanji.

Much better movie than I expected.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:42 pm

Why, b/c it only set you back $24?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby eCat » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:21 pm

hedge wrote:Why, b/c it only set you back $24?


I bought popcorn too bitch
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:55 pm

I recall some post years ago about somebody nibbling a found Sour Jack on the floor of a movie theater, but I can't recall the context. I think it had something to do with the ending of Terminator 2...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby eCat » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:55 pm

funny you mention that

whenever we go as a fambly, we get a large popcorn. My wife and daughter peck at it and about half way thru the movie they hand it to me and I eat a few handfuls.

This time around, about the 3rd fistful I shoved into my mouth, there was a rubber band in it that I chewed on. Not sure how a rubber band makes it into the popcorn but that ended me eating popcorn for the night.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:39 am

I'm shocked you refused free food...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby eCat » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:03 am

you'll lose your appetite pretty quick when you're chewing on popcorn and then you feel a rubber band in your mouth
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:17 am

I remember sitting on the back row and smoking cigarettes in the movie theater when we were about 12...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby eCat » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:33 am

I remember sitting on the front row of a packed theater for Star Wars with a bunch of kids from my little league baseball team. The theater had ushers (or I should say 1 usher) who was like an adult to us but the reality was he was probably a 17 year old kid

He must have been a fan because he told us to shut up about 5 times during the movie.

The theater was one of 2 at the time that were old ornate art deco movie houses with a balcony. The balcony had long been shut down as it had a reputation for drugs and sex.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby crashcourse » Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:56 pm

both jumanjis were good

kevin hart and rock jack black --good cast

and the chick whomever she was was smokin
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:52 am

Never bring beer bottles into a theater. They make a lot of noise when they roll. And I hope that wasn't a rubber band from some kids braces.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby DooKSucks » Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:49 pm

That happened to me when I went to see the Hangover with my friends. We had the girls bring the beer in their big purses. I was already ripped when we got there. We were on the back row. I tried to put the beer bottle on the floor, and it tipped over. It rolled all of the way to the front of the theater.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:59 pm

Clearly you are the Zach Galifianakis of your group...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby eCat » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:22 pm

The first LA to Vegas episode is pretty funny. McDermott should be playing Archer, but this character is pretty close.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby Saint » Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:39 am

I remember Hedge and I going to the porno theatre downtown when we were 16. It's now a restored performing arts center named for some dead beloved arts matron but in the early 80s it was triple X porno house 2 blocks from the courthouse on the main drag. It was my first time seeing Ron Jeremy. Midway through one movie, scenes from another movie were randomly spliced in. I don't remember there being very many people in the theater when we got there but as we furtively skulked out, I took a look around and it was 1/3 full, including a dumpy, elderly lady who looked like she was wearing a Salvation Army uniform.

I didn't get any popcorn
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby eCat » Sun Jan 21, 2018 12:32 pm

as a kid we had a porn theater in town - advertised their movies in the paper and everything.

Also had a nightclub with live sex acts - not regularly but often enough and those were advertised in the paper. I remember one had something to do with Adam and Eve.

Damn, we just left people alone back in the late 70's. Today people would lose their shit over something like that - have to picket and go on twitter and make a video on youtube.

We also had a place called the beltline arcade which was an adult store with quarter fed booths where you watched a porn for a few minutes on this arcade looking machine. We did that a few times as teens until our parents went by and saw our car parked out front.

I never had any desire to sit thru a porn with a bunch of strangers. That's uncomfortable
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby AlabamAlum » Sun Jan 21, 2018 1:19 pm

I saw "Darkest Hour" last night. Loved it; very worthwhile.


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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby sardis » Sun Jan 21, 2018 1:44 pm

Was it at the porn theatre?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Sun Jan 21, 2018 2:44 pm

With that title, I'm thinking it's anal themed...
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