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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 05, 2018 2:52 pm

How can you forget Risky Business? That opened the door. The outsiders only gave him a name.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby eCat » Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:25 pm

Took the Fambly to $6 night at the movies to watch Jumanji.

Much better movie than I expected.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:42 pm

Why, b/c it only set you back $24?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby eCat » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:21 pm

hedge wrote:Why, b/c it only set you back $24?


I bought popcorn too bitch
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:55 pm

I recall some post years ago about somebody nibbling a found Sour Jack on the floor of a movie theater, but I can't recall the context. I think it had something to do with the ending of Terminator 2...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby eCat » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:55 pm

funny you mention that

whenever we go as a fambly, we get a large popcorn. My wife and daughter peck at it and about half way thru the movie they hand it to me and I eat a few handfuls.

This time around, about the 3rd fistful I shoved into my mouth, there was a rubber band in it that I chewed on. Not sure how a rubber band makes it into the popcorn but that ended me eating popcorn for the night.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:39 am

I'm shocked you refused free food...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby eCat » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:03 am

you'll lose your appetite pretty quick when you're chewing on popcorn and then you feel a rubber band in your mouth
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:17 am

I remember sitting on the back row and smoking cigarettes in the movie theater when we were about 12...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby eCat » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:33 am

I remember sitting on the front row of a packed theater for Star Wars with a bunch of kids from my little league baseball team. The theater had ushers (or I should say 1 usher) who was like an adult to us but the reality was he was probably a 17 year old kid

He must have been a fan because he told us to shut up about 5 times during the movie.

The theater was one of 2 at the time that were old ornate art deco movie houses with a balcony. The balcony had long been shut down as it had a reputation for drugs and sex.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby crashcourse » Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:56 pm

both jumanjis were good

kevin hart and rock jack black --good cast

and the chick whomever she was was smokin
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:52 am

Never bring beer bottles into a theater. They make a lot of noise when they roll. And I hope that wasn't a rubber band from some kids braces.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby DooKSucks » Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:49 pm

That happened to me when I went to see the Hangover with my friends. We had the girls bring the beer in their big purses. I was already ripped when we got there. We were on the back row. I tried to put the beer bottle on the floor, and it tipped over. It rolled all of the way to the front of the theater.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:59 pm

Clearly you are the Zach Galifianakis of your group...
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