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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by jw matthews » Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:54 pm

Ah, so the fundamental interest of this thread is 'sister fucking.' Fair enough. You know "Deliverance" has been on TV a lot lately. There's some fucking, real and imagined, in that one too. Any of you yahoos know how to paddle a canoe? Just wondering..

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Post by aTm » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:12 pm

WTF is wrong with you? Of course we know how to paddle a canoe.
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Post by jw matthews » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:14 pm

Excellent!! My mind is at ease and I will sleep well tonight. You never can be sure.

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Post by aTm » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:21 pm

Unfortunately, however, I probably wouldn't fuck you even if you were my sister.
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Post by jw matthews » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:34 pm

Heh. My mind is at ease. How do you paddle your little canoe then? Astern or aft? I don't want to jump to any conclusions but the answer is fairly obvious, at least when the moon is agolw. No baseball thread huh. No worries.....keep your mind off your sister, it is healthy for the most part.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:53 pm

Looks like this dame is a winner.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by jw matthews » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:11 pm

Not in your world brain dead. Your puny little dick doesnn't even protude enough to pass for a rudder. Canoe my ass, you need a life jacket to keep your head above water.

Any baseball talk here, or do you all spend your time jacking off in the basement with a microscope and heavy duty speakers to pass for 'experience.'

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Post by Bluecat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:12 pm

Try the baseball thread

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Post by aTm » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:13 pm

There's a guy in Miami, has a pool I think, very proud of it, that I think you would get on just swimmingly with.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:04 pm

What ever happened to Charlie Sheen?

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Post by aTm » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:07 pm

Who the fuck cares?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:08 pm

You know you do.

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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:31 am

there's no sister fucking in Deliverance unless you call Ned Beatty "Sister"

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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:33 am

jw matthews wrote:Not in your world brain dead. Your puny little dick doesnn't even protude enough to pass for a rudder. Canoe my ass, you need a life jacket to keep your head above water.

Any baseball talk here, or do you all spend your time jacking off in the basement with a microscope and heavy duty speakers to pass for 'experience.'
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Ron Mexico » Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:56 am

ATM, quick question re "Game of Thrones." I watched it again last night and I think I understood a lot more the second time through, but a few questions remain. I'm still not entirely clear on Bean's family/progeny but I guess that will be explained further with the next episode. But my question is: why can't Sean Bean's family move to "London" (whatever the capital is called) with him when he goes to work for the king? They implied that the former "hand to the king," married to his wife's sister, had his family living there with him, so why wouldn't Bean's family be able to make the move--other than the daughter who they're trying to set up with the prince? Maybe it will be explained later but I wasn't sure if I was missing something obvious on that.

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Post by aTm » Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:30 am

I think the basic reason is that the North is very remote from the rest of the kingdom, and also is almost half of the land area of the entire kingdom. Only his oldest son (to rule), wife (to help since his son is pretty young), and the youngest son (who is very young to stay with his mother) stay to rule the North while he is gone and he is supposed to take the rest of his family with him. i think the difference is that seat of the old Hand of the King (The Eyrie, which we'll see soon) was just a few days away from the capital, unlike Winterfell. Presumably its not too hard to be at the capital and look after your own fiefdom anywhere in the south, but the Starks in the North are kind of very remote from the rest of the kingdom.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:50 pm

alot of titties in the first episode

that is always a good sign
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Ron Mexico » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:55 pm

Ok, that makes sense. And agree with eCat.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by AugustWest » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:52 pm

But my question is: why can't Sean Bean's family move to "London" (whatever the capital is called) with him when he goes to work for the king?

as aTm said it's simply a matter that it's a months travel from Winterfell to Kings Landing, and since Winterfell is the seat of government for the northern half of the realm you certainly wouldnt want to abandon it.

1st episode was great. Tyrion kicks ass. Daenerys wedding was weak but that's usually the case when you try to show something that is supposed to involve 40k+ with 150 people.
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