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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:26 am

Just saw it...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby Saint » Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:25 pm

I think it was her schtick. Man, Bernie Mac really was the best. I think I underappreciated Martin Lawrence. He always reminded me of the kid in class who is funny for awhile but doesn't know when to quit
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:45 am

Doesn't know when to stop cartooning...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby eCat » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:35 am

interesting read about what has happened to Terry Crews since he came out about a sexual assault

https://www.bet.com/celebrities/news/20 ... crews.html
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby eCat » Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:23 pm

real life Pam from Archer

make all the big girl jokes you want, but she gives me a boner
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:12 pm

The real one or the cartoon?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby BigRedMan » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:58 pm

Cracker please!! Like it matters....
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby DooKSucks » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:29 pm

We know where I stand...

I would fuck her senseless while those big bulbous tits flop around
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby DooKSucks » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:30 pm

We know where I stand...

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby Saint » Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:38 am

If we know where you stand, why did you say it twice?

You stand behind flabby ass while you hump it, your own flab wobbling in a tight rhythm to the sloshing of her expansive twat.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:20 am

Considering the amount of flab involved, I'm skeptical that any kind of rhythm could be established, but I guess if the yeasty waves of the multitudinous oceans can be coaxed into a tidal rhythm, anything is possible...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby crashcourse » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:11 am

eloquent
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:29 am

Partially plagiarized from Shakespeare. Borderline sacrilegious to be doing so for such a foul purpose as this...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby DooKSucks » Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:59 pm

I use gold bond.
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