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Re: Baseball

Postby BigRedMan » Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:26 am

hedge wrote:So did Crotch, back when Istanbul was still known as Constantinople...


I've heard it's been a long time gone....
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: Baseball

Postby eCat » Tue Aug 29, 2017 12:12 pm

this is the best I've seen in a long time

http://i.imgur.com/NVh6m7B.gifv
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Re: Baseball

Postby Jungle Rat » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:25 am

I got to see all of Benchs gold gloves, awards etc after his house fire. They were stored in a vault at one of my dads clients place. Stunk like shit but still cool. I met him a few times. Total dick. His first wife gave me a boner.
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Re: Baseball

Postby hedge » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:33 am

"Stunk like shit but still cool."

That's an apt description of you, except for that last part...
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Re: Baseball

Postby Dave23 » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:33 am

Why did Constantinople get the works?
I got more action than my man John Woo, and I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew
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Re: Baseball

Postby Jungle Rat » Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:12 am

hedge wrote:"Stunk like shit but still cool."

That's an apt description of you, except for that last part...

That's not what your girlfriend said when I fucked her in Bluecats bathroom
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Re: Baseball

Postby eCat » Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:32 pm

the older I get the more I appreciate that these guys are just 25 - 26 years old and are expected to act like men playing a game.

some get it, some don't. I wonder if Jose Canseco would have ever done this?

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Re: Baseball

Postby sardis » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:27 pm

He would have given her his phone number
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Re: Baseball

Postby crashcourse » Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:28 am

I bet i'm not the only one dragging ass at work today
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Re: Baseball

Postby aTm » Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:29 am

I feel fine.
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Re: Baseball

Postby crashcourse » Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:31 am

are you at work?

our late friend from Houston would have enjoyed that game last night--what was his name again?
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Re: Baseball

Postby Jungle Rat » Mon Oct 30, 2017 12:05 pm

He's sitting on the shitter
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Re: Baseball

Postby 10ac » Mon Oct 30, 2017 12:33 pm

Hizzy?
Let 'er Blow!
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Re: Baseball

Postby crashcourse » Tue Oct 31, 2017 9:17 am

that's it horn hizzy was a huge astro/texan fan if i remember right
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Re: Baseball

Postby Jungle Rat » Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:01 am

Congrats Hizzy
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Re: Baseball

Postby Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:08 pm

That Halliday thing sucks. He was my cousins kids baseball coach and their kids are great friends. Really sucks. Wish it was Hedge instead. :-)
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Re: Baseball

Postby crashcourse » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:19 am

gimmicky prototype type planes don't usually end well

he had that plane for a month

theres a video of his wife saying she wished he wouldn't buy it from last month
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Re: Baseball

Postby DooKSucks » Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:37 am

John Denver died in a gimicky prototype plane too, iirc
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Re: Baseball

Postby aTm » Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:21 pm

Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!
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