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Re: College Football

Postby eCat » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:21 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Postby hedge » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:31 pm

My favorite part of that whole thing was the dude on the sideline (I don't know if he was a player who didn't dress out, but he looks more like a trainer or something) who ran down the sideline the whole way with Diggs (you can't see it on this video, but you could on the replays they showed on TV) then was the first to hug him. During the broadcast it looked like he was going to run into the end zone right after Diggs, but in this video you can see that he waits out of bounds at the back of the end zone and checks to make sure the clock had run out before he runs up to Diggs and hugs him...
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Re: College Football

Postby Professor Tiger » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:45 pm

Anytime you think you’ve had a bad day, think about the day Saints safety Marcus Williams just had.
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Re: College Football

Postby crashcourse » Mon Jan 22, 2018 3:47 pm

bet new Orleans would have given philly a lot better game
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Re: College Football

Postby Professor Tiger » Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:31 pm

Philly is just this year’s Super Bowl main course for Brady and Bellichick to feast on.
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Re: College Football

Postby Saint » Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:04 am

That's a shitty main course. It's like going to McDonald's for the McRib and they're out and you have to settle for Filet-o-Fish.
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Re: College Football

Postby hedge » Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:02 am

I don't think I've eaten at McDonald's in this century. If I did, it was very near the turn...
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Re: College Football

Postby eCat » Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:18 am

they have Quarter Pounders or they used to 2 for $5 so in the evenings when my wife and daughter are out doing school functions me and the boy will go by and grab a couple.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Postby Saint » Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:31 am

You forgot "each" at the end of the sentence
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Re: College Football

Postby eCat » Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:41 am

heh..no, he gives me shit for being fat so he's like a little Richard Simmons I bring with me to meals.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Postby hedge » Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:29 pm

Damn, man, you going to throw the boy under the bus like that?
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Re: College Football

Postby eCat » Wed Jan 24, 2018 1:38 pm

he a little Jenny Craig?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Postby AlabamAlum » Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:02 pm

hedge wrote:I don't think I've eaten at McDonald's in this century. If I did, it was very near the turn...


I like the sausage egg mcmuffin.
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Re: College Football

Postby hedge » Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:17 pm

I could handle that, but I'm off the bread. It wasn't really a conscious decision, but it just never occurs to me to get food from McDonald's. I hardly ever eat breakfast anyway, but if I was out and had to have something, I'd go to Waffle Haus or something like that...
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Re: College Football

Postby Saint » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:16 pm

"I'm off the bread"

Sad. That's what living in a chick enclave will do to you.
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Re: College Football

Postby hedge » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:48 pm

Nope, they still gobble the bread. Breads, pastries, crackers, assorted baked goods...
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Re: College Football

Postby Professor Tiger » Thu Jan 25, 2018 7:33 am

Mmmmmmm....... Waffle House....... I like that place. Jim Gaffigan nails it:

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Re: College Football

Postby Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:16 pm

The McRib is disgusting
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Re: College Football

Postby Dr. Nostron » Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:09 pm

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Re: College Football

Postby Professor Tiger » Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:19 pm

Hey Doc!

What's shaking at the Shoney's in Tifton?
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