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Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:24 pm
by aTm
At first I assumed this was actually an ecat story.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:49 pm
by eCat
I'm bad but I'm not bad enough to keep a shit covered knife hanging on a wall

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:50 pm
by hedge
Hopefully they cleansed it b/w uses...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:27 am
by eCat
hedge wrote:Hopefully they cleansed it b/w uses...
still - "clean" or not, not in my house.

I think there is an opportunity for invention here - a built in turd cutter on a plunger

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:32 am
by hedge
Where do you keep the plunger?

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:51 am
by Jungle Rat
In the fridge

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:16 pm
by eCat
my low carb experience

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Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:41 pm
by hedge
You got your hair back, though. Bosley?

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:43 pm
by eCat
that's more of an approximation of me than actually me

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:20 pm
by Jungle Rat
But that is you. Balsey. Fat boy

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:21 pm
by eCat
I'd take the hair

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:03 pm
by hedge
On the weather channel they just said Paducah got 8 inches of snow...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:49 pm
by eCat
I've been hearing the storm play by play on facebook from my high school buddies

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:48 am
by 10ac
Not to brag but I have stopped up toilets from Baltimore to Bellingham and three countries.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:44 am
by hedge
I think brag is the only term for that kind of admission...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:44 am
by eCat
sometimes its amazing to me that women tolerate men.

last night on the couch bundled up in some semi-spoon like position, we were watching a movie and my wife said "you're feet smell horrible!"

turns out our small dog has a bad tooth and has breath that can literally stench up an entire room, but more amazing is even after that admission of what she thought was my foot odor, she didn't move, she just stayed there with my feet at her stomach. Only until the dog left from laying on the floor in front of us did she realize it was him and not me.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:47 am
by AlabamAlum
What's funny to me is that you just assumed she was right and that your feet smelled that badly.

You were like, "My feet smell that bad? Yeah, plausible...."

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:46 am
by eCat
LOL

yes, that's true

but I have to admit I was a little offended when I actually smelled the dogs breath and was like "you smell that and you instantly think of my feet?"

good god woman, I know its not that bad.

I feel for my little dog, he is losing his teeth. The vet says there really is nothing we can do about it, its a genetic thing with his breed but when a tooth goes bad at the root, he smells like death.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:06 am
by hedge
There is something you could do about it...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:11 am
by eCat
what? pull his teeth like Yukon Cornelious did to the Snow Monster?

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