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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby hedge » Sat Nov 18, 2017 7:42 pm

Good god, it's only 6:30. You're acting like you can get seriously trashed in the afternoon, shake it off by dinner, and then go for round 2 in the evening. Damn, alcoholic!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby eCat » Sat Nov 18, 2017 7:44 pm

nah I'm in my pajama and heading for the recliner
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby hedge » Sat Nov 18, 2017 8:54 pm

I imagined you saying that in a chinese accent...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby DooKSucks » Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:07 am

hedge wrote:Good god, it's only 6:30. You're acting like you can get seriously trashed in the afternoon, shake it off by dinner, and then go for round 2 in the evening. Damn, alcoholic!


If he has his kids’ ADD medicine...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby Cletus » Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:30 am

eCat wrote:this afternoon I went to a wine tasting. $10 for 8 tables with at least 4 wines at each table and it was all you can drink for 3 hours

that's like open bar for 3 hours.

We got seriously trashed. I'm still feeling it actually.

I can get into this wine tasting. jesus...what a racket


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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby Saint » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:01 am

Pajama? You just wearing the top and sitting in the recliner?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby AlabamAlum » Sun Nov 19, 2017 9:40 am

I didn't even know men wearing pajamas was a thing anymore.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby hedge » Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:11 am

Don't tell the corpse of Hugh Hefner that...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby eCat » Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:56 am

That $10 also included a cheese, meat and fruit bar with spreads. So I got a late lunch thrown in there as well - I mean if you can eat a hickory farms gift basket for lunch.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby eCat » Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:58 am

AlabamAlum wrote:I didn't even know men wearing pajamas was a thing anymore.


its not like have a matching outfit with cowboys or anchors on it, just fleece pants and a long sleeve cotton shirt

although I could wear a onesy with the feet built into if I found one I liked.

That's for people secretly who want to be a furry but can't risk getting caught with a racoon tail stuck up their ass.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby AlabamAlum » Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:42 pm

Haha.


There was no sass intended, I just own zero pajamas. Although, I don't have kids at home and can walk around in boxers (or nothing, for that matter).
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby Saint » Sun Nov 19, 2017 2:32 pm

Since you said "pajama" and not "pajamas," I hoped it was the hilljack standard of pants only as you passed out in your recliner and not shirt only as the family left you alone in the basement
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby eCat » Sun Nov 19, 2017 6:26 pm

unfortunately just a typo on my part
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby crotch » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:23 pm

3 guesses who this guy is....... and no cheating

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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby eCat » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:27 pm

I'm going to guess W.N.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby hedge » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:41 pm

Yep...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby Saint » Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:27 pm

Wayne Newton? Wow!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby crotch » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:02 am

Good job eCat... and I'm assuming you didn't cheat.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby eCat » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:33 am

it was the nose
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby eCat » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:46 am

my sonic addiction came into full focus today when I returned after missing 4 days and the woman at the drive thru window told me they were worried about me.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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