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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:37 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:04 am

belated happyfathers day to all you mf's

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Post by hedge » Wed Jun 21, 2017 2:53 pm

Lawyers fight; Judge Spivey jail attorneys Thigpen and Futch

http://jacksonville.com/news/georgia/20 ... -fistfight

Judge SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-VEEEEEEEEHHHHHH jails FUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHTCCHHHHHHHH and THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGG-PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN!!!
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Post by Saint » Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:12 pm

Damn, they both still red faced in their mug shots, especially Futch.

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Post by Saint » Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:13 pm

There was a girl named Futch in high school who had a reputation as a troublemaker. She had a face like lizard with wide-spread eyes

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:43 pm

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Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

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Post by 10ac » Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:57 pm

She should have sold that lizard to "Believe It Or Not".
Let 'er Blow!

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Post by hedge » Wed Jun 21, 2017 6:21 pm

What the futch?
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Jun 22, 2017 1:50 pm

Lawyers don't do well in prison.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jun 24, 2017 9:15 am

Liar

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Post by hedge » Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:25 am

Evidently there was some guy in Charlotte named Richard Siskey who ran some sort of ponzi scheme. He committed suicide when he got busted. Here's an auction of some of the cars he acquired over the years:

https://lelandlittle.com/l/listing/auct ... tomobiles/

My question is, after he got caught, did people start referring to him as Slick Dick Siskey?
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Post by eCat » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:57 pm

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by crotch » Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:26 pm

Got 60 tomato plants in backyard garden. Just now getting ripe.. Been picking cucumbers for the past 3-4 weeks. Probably given away more than 500 to the neighbors and others. Picked 55 the other morning and 41 today. Should have green beans in a couple of weeks...Corn should be ready in about a week. The price of sweet corn seed has skyrocketed over the past couple of years. Used to buy Honey Select and Bodacious for $6/lb. Now it's over $20/lb. The only thing cheaper is fertilizer. A couple of years ago I had to pay $12 a bag. This year I got it for $7.50. Lots of hard work to raise a large garden but as my mom used to say when I got on to her for working so hard in her garden in the hot sun....," it's therapy ".

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Post by eCat » Sat Jul 15, 2017 7:50 am

I can remember my dad telling me how we needed to grow a garden to save money and then he'd go buy a $2000 tractor to support it.

I don't mind it being therapy for him, but when he had my ass out there pulling weeds that's another story
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by crotch » Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:36 pm

eCat wrote:I can remember my dad telling me how we needed to grow a garden to save money and then he'd go buy a $2000 tractor to support it.

I don't mind it being therapy for him, but when he had my ass out there pulling weeds that's another story

$2000 is cheap for a tractor. I paid $5200 for my Massey Ferguson 35. I plow all the neighbors gardens (and clean their driveways of snow) but never charge them to do it. Almost all offer to pay but I always refuse. Had one neighbor put $50 in an envelope and put it in my mailbox. Tried to give it back to him but he wouldn't take it. I figure you're not much of person if you can't help out your neighbors. Money's not everything

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Post by eCat » Sun Jul 16, 2017 12:45 pm

crotch wrote:
eCat wrote:I can remember my dad telling me how we needed to grow a garden to save money and then he'd go buy a $2000 tractor to support it.

I don't mind it being therapy for him, but when he had my ass out there pulling weeds that's another story

$2000 is cheap for a tractor. I paid $5200 for my Massey Ferguson 35. I plow all the neighbors gardens (and clean their driveways of snow) but never charge them to do it. Almost all offer to pay but I always refuse. Had one neighbor put $50 in an envelope and put it in my mailbox. Tried to give it back to him but he wouldn't take it. I figure you're not much of person if you can't help out your neighbors. Money's not everything
my dad didn't shit for the neighbors with his tractor. He just bought it to ride around on and look busy while his slave labor did the heavy lifting.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Jul 16, 2017 5:35 pm

I'm assuming you were the slave labor?
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Post by eCat » Sun Jul 16, 2017 6:11 pm

yea
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Jul 16, 2017 9:28 pm

Heroin would've salved your rage, to say nothing of your physical pain...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:18 pm

Dan Rather did heroin. The police gave it to him to use so he could do a story on drugs and junkies.
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