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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby eCat » Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:54 am

ok I will
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby hedge » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:21 am

never heard of hint water, but I would avoid artificial sweetners (except maybe a little bit of stevia) if at all possible. Have you got a juicer? Seems I remember talking about that some time ago. A cucumber is basically 100% water. Same with watermelon (including the rind - as a side note, they say there is some viagra-like property in watermelon rind) and really most fruits and vegetables. Good way to get in your raw fruit/vegetable quota (and then some) and also hydrate...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby eCat » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:55 am

I have a very nice juicer that is a great dust collector. To use a pun, the juice isn't worth the squeeze in the effort it takes to get fresh juice to me.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby hedge » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:01 am

That's right, you've actually got a nice one. Breville, right? Once you start seeing the results, the prep and cleanup won't seem that bad...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby Saint » Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:36 pm

The results will be 4-5 liquid shits a day along with a good hour of cleanup, both the juicer and your ass
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby eCat » Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:53 pm

it might be easier just to buy new Levis a size bigger
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby AlabamAlum » Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:55 pm

lol
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby hedge » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:20 pm

Stu's experience with anything to do with healthy living is very limited at best and by limited I mean nonexistent. Pay no heed to his attempts to alarm, which is really just an attempt to keep you at his own level of sloth and decrepitude. There are few if any gastrointestinal effects of fresh juice, but obviously you're going to piss more...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby hedge » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:22 pm

The foul gastrointestinal effects of Stu's lifestyle, on the other hand, are something to which I can bear bitter firsthand witness...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby Saint » Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:22 pm

You should be paying no attention to hedge's fascination with the machinations of your colon.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby crotch » Sat Dec 09, 2017 5:43 pm

Hedge and the Mrs. getting in a little front porch quality time.....

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