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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:58 am

How can this be??
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by BigRedMan » Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:26 am

Either she is dumb as a stump, looking for a sugar daddy to help raise her kids, or you are lying your ass off.

If not, well, good for you sir. Just make sure you both have the same number hand stamp when you leave Chuck-E-Cheese so you can avoid any incidents with the fine police of Cincy.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:07 am

Dave and Busters

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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:28 am

Have you gotten to second base yet?
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Post by sardis » Tue Apr 04, 2017 3:48 pm

Looks like she has a lot of boyfriends.

"I would make you breakfast in bed every day"....

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Bklyn » Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:35 pm

Probably too much junk in the trunk for most of you guys, but this is a straight siren's song in my part of the world...

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Bklyn wrote:Probably too much junk in the trunk for most of you guys, but this is a straight siren's song in my part of the world...

http://flycandy.tumblr.com/

I"m from the south..that's just starter ass for us
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:44 pm

How the hell did she get those jeans over those hips?
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Post by eCat » Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:48 pm

we just devoted like 3 fucking pages to whether waffle house is better than cracker barrel, and Brooklyn thinks this crowd is gonna pass on a thick hip girl?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:22 pm

In fairness, there are plenty of emaciated meth heads that frequent Waffle Haus. It draws a diverse crowd...
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Post by sardis » Tue Apr 04, 2017 8:10 pm

It's Americana

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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:05 pm

Bklyn wrote:Probably too much junk in the trunk for most of you guys, but this is a straight siren's song in my part of the world...

http://flycandy.tumblr.com/

Good God. They are amazing.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Bklyn » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:23 pm

I forgot DS is here. I should have figured he'd be a buyer.

I knew eCat was in, too. My sentence was me being slightly controversial to whet the interest before the click
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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 04, 2017 11:22 pm

The bigger question is who would be against such a magnificent ass? Probably Hedth who shows a proclivity toward skinny, flat-assed chicks.

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Post by hedge » Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:21 am

Nope, I've always been much more of an ass man than a tits man. Can't say that I've ever had any extra lust for the jumbo butt, but I've never found it detrimental...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:34 am

I've always been an ass man too

my high school era was the age of tight fitting jeans

although I have to admit the age of low riders with thongs was much better.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:47 am

I could pretty much identify every girl in the class by their ass in jeans from 7th grade on...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:51 am

queen knew the deal as it pertains to girls , their asses, and making the rocking world go round
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Saint » Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:02 am

Tits are luscious but asses are what defines a woman's body.

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by hedge » Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:53 am

What about when it starts to sag, what do you say to them then? What's up, saggitha?
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