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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby eCat » Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:48 pm

Saint wrote:He'll move up to Boy Scouts next December since he's more than halfway to Arrow of Light.

Everytime I go to a camporee or whatever, I feel like I'm in a Far Side cartoon though.



I'll be honest with ya, my experience is that you're not going to see any of the "cool" kids from high school in scouts.

Scouting seems to attract the strait laced and those left behind in social circles. A fair share of fat kids too.

But I said I'd never wear the uniform. I did. I eventually got into it. I'm not saying you have to , but for us, we met once a week which was a real drag, but we also did some outing once a month - kayaking, hiking, rock climbing, caving, etc., so once a month me and the boy got to do something without mom - just the guys sort of thing. And because he was with friends (for lack of better word) we didn't have to spend every moment together.

It ended up being really, really good for us.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby eCat » Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:49 pm

hedge wrote:"I was an assistant scout master for 5 years. We stuck it thru to the end."

You need to get up in your daughter's grill and yell that at her. True grit!


once the boy aged out, I actually quit scouting to focus on her.

so far I'd give myself a C- on my ability to get anything meaningful done with her at this point, but I'm working on it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby Saint » Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:52 pm

Yeah, our troop is very active and while it's loaded with nerds and nerd dads (as well as the outdoor/pick-up-truck-driving/hunter types, too) many of them are pretty cool and pretty funny. I don't think cracking open a beer is every going to happen although some of them might be going back to their pickups and pounding one, just based on the way they seem to be. I have faked it through all the god and country shit BSA spews out and my kid isn't big on that either but he goes along with it so he can do cool shit like wilderness survival camping where they built their own shelters and camped out in December. He's looking forward to learning how to throw a tomahawk.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby Saint » Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:53 pm

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hedge wrote:"I was an assistant scout master for 5 years. We stuck it thru to the end."

You need to get up in your daughter's grill and yell that at her. True grit!


once the boy aged out, I actually quit scouting to focus on her.

so far I'd give myself a C- on my ability to get anything meaningful done with her at this point, but I'm working on it.



You've been lagging on that since you posted that she growled at you when she was 2 and you slowly backed out of the room.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby eCat » Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:00 pm

Saint wrote:Yeah, our troop is very active and while it's loaded with nerds and nerd dads (as well as the outdoor/pick-up-truck-driving/hunter types, too) many of them are pretty cool and pretty funny. I don't think cracking open a beer is every going to happen although some of them might be going back to their pickups and pounding one, just based on the way they seem to be. I have faked it through all the god and country shit BSA spews out and my kid isn't big on that either but he goes along with it so he can do cool shit like wilderness survival camping where they built their own shelters and camped out in December. He's looking forward to learning how to throw a tomahawk.



yea, see thats the stuff where you bond -I'd forgot that those nerd kids also have nerd parents. Some of those other scoutmasters I had to just walk away from , but Silver Beaver Trish was cool so we hung out.

My gig was the rank advancement campout. Every october when the leaves were changing and the air was cool, we'd go camping for a weekend and teach the young boys how to sharpen knives, use a compass, build a fire, cook a meal , build a stretcher, that kind of shit, and we make the older boys lead and teach so they felt like they were doing something.

someone who sees the beaver thread has 20 new posts is not going to be happy with the content here.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby Saint » Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:06 pm

The troop leaders make the boys do it all. I've literally seen them sitting around a campfire and some kid comes over with a legit question and they just say, "Did you ask your patrol leader?" and send him on his way. I think they all just like getting together with each other although almost all of them are Eagle Scouts.
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Postby eCat » Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:40 pm

Saint wrote:The troop leaders make the boys do it all. I've literally seen them sitting around a campfire and some kid comes over with a legit question and they just say, "Did you ask your patrol leader?" and send him on his way. I think they all just like getting together with each other although almost all of them are Eagle Scouts.



no that's how its supposed to be

a boy led troop.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Postby eCat » Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:32 am

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby hedge » Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:56 am

Too bad you couldn't add a rimshot audio file after that...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby eCat » Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:07 am

sadly that will be the best joke I land all week
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby hedge » Mon Apr 17, 2017 2:32 pm

Nice shoes...
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Postby crashcourse » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:58 pm

tic finally with a post worth looking at
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby DooKSucks » Tue Apr 18, 2017 2:12 pm

bluetick wrote:Image
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby Bklyn » Tue Apr 18, 2017 9:43 pm

hedge wrote:Nice shoes...


She has shoes on?
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Postby Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 19, 2017 1:37 pm

Too skinny for you DS
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Postby Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 19, 2017 1:38 pm

Plus, she's American
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby eCat » Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:23 am

I don't know what this is from....its safe for work

http://i.imgur.com/ITZhKJb.gifv
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby eCat » Thu Apr 20, 2017 3:30 pm

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby DooKSucks » Thu Apr 20, 2017 4:32 pm

I don't go for the surgically enhanced asses that are so out of proportion that they look ridiculous like that.
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