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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby Bklyn » Thu Apr 20, 2017 11:47 pm

Yeah, she definitely bought that...but she can still get a piece of the king.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby hedge » Fri Apr 21, 2017 7:57 am

Is it the same thing they do for tits? If so, no thanks. Some of those things are as hard as bowling balls...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby Saint » Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:40 pm

That just looks like a cartoon to me.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby hedge » Wed May 17, 2017 1:00 pm

Here's the skype I have been exchanging with Logan the past couple of days...

[5/16/2017 12:53:49 PM] John Logan: heading out
[5/16/2017 12:54:43 PM] McLean Brice: no dude
[5/16/2017 12:54:45 PM] McLean Brice: don't do it
[5/16/2017 12:54:51 PM] McLean Brice: not tonight
[5/16/2017 12:56:22 PM] John Logan: that girl that I thought was 18 isn't 18
[5/16/2017 12:56:38 PM] John Logan: in a quandary here
[5/16/2017 12:56:45 PM] John Logan: don't know what to do
[5/16/2017 12:56:53 PM] McLean Brice: what, is she 20?
[5/16/2017 12:57:02 PM] John Logan: go the other way
[5/16/2017 12:57:08 PM] McLean Brice: no dude
[5/16/2017 12:57:11 PM] John Logan: fucking damn little angel
[5/16/2017 12:57:17 PM] John Logan: its killing me
[5/16/2017 12:57:29 PM] McLean Brice: how much below 18?
[5/16/2017 12:57:31 PM] John Logan: I dropped all and everyone else, she is it
[5/16/2017 12:57:43 PM] John Logan: I mean class A nothing better it
[5/16/2017 12:57:54 PM] John Logan: I am getting you a photo
[5/16/2017 12:57:59 PM] John Logan: adorable
[5/16/2017 12:58:06 PM] McLean Brice: I'm torn here
[5/16/2017 12:58:23 PM] McLean Brice: I don't want to advocate this, but at the same time I can't scorn you
[5/16/2017 1:01:35 PM] John Logan: man, I have said a lot before but scratch it all
[5/16/2017 1:01:44 PM] John Logan: this girl is like a playboy bunny
[5/16/2017 1:01:57 PM] John Logan: with manners
[5/16/2017 1:02:29 PM] John Logan: she turned out to be 18 though, wants me to meet her mother who is 34
[5/16/2017 1:02:51 PM] John Logan: she supposedly is stunning also
[5/16/2017 1:02:54 PM] McLean Brice: I bet you are older than her grandmother
[5/16/2017 1:03:06 PM] John Logan: but there could be a tag team here
[5/16/2017 1:03:13 PM] John Logan: mother daughter for real
[5/16/2017 1:03:17 PM] John Logan: for real
[5/16/2017 1:03:40 PM] John Logan: you really need to see this shit in person
[5/16/2017 1:04:28 PM] John Logan: I am not exaggerating when I say this
[5/16/2017 1:04:37 PM] John Logan: "they are waiting to give you their pussy"
[8:13:51 AM] McLean Brice: hey buddy
[8:15:24 AM] McLean Brice: did you go out last night?
[8:15:28 AM] McLean Brice: Did you meet the mama?
[8:15:36 AM] John Logan: new twist
[8:15:41 AM] McLean Brice: I'm all ears
[8:16:37 AM] John Logan: the 18 year old wants to stay with at the hotel, and her mother wants that also
[8:16:58 AM] John Logan: but, might need to not do that
[8:17:13 AM] John Logan: damn man, she is a for real playboy bunny, doesn't even look asian
[8:17:48 AM] McLean Brice: Why don't you want her at the hotel?
[8:17:59 AM] John Logan: actually really super nice girl, I told her I would have to look at her like my daughter
[8:18:12 AM] John Logan: man its dangerous for me to be with a 18 year old
[8:18:25 AM] McLean Brice: Legally or morally?
[8:18:29 AM] McLean Brice: Or physically?
[8:18:38 AM] John Logan: she asked me if I could look at her like a daughter and a girlfriend at the same time, I swear she said this
[8:18:47 AM] John Logan: legally and maybe morally
[8:18:57 AM] John Logan: physically she is a bombshell
[8:19:03 AM] McLean Brice: what about spiritually?
[8:19:16 AM] McLean Brice: are you sure she's even 18?
[8:19:22 AM] John Logan: not really
[8:19:35 AM] John Logan: but I am seeing school supplies of high school laying around
[8:19:38 AM] John Logan: is that positive?
[8:19:45 AM] McLean Brice: Jerry Lee Lewis married his cousin when she was like 13
[8:20:11 AM] McLean Brice: so there's an example of intra-fambly romance and even at a younger age
[8:20:26 AM] McLean Brice: So you've got that going for you
[8:20:41 AM] John Logan: man you need to see this one
[8:20:51 AM] John Logan: a grade above even the hottest there
[8:25:18 AM] John Logan: she is sending me a photo right now in a few
[8:25:31 AM] John Logan: but they are lined up here for you
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby Jungle Rat » Wed May 17, 2017 1:23 pm

Who tbe fuck cares
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby eCat » Wed May 17, 2017 1:30 pm

is this in the phillipines?

either way who cares? If she wants it let it ride. There are definite benefits of having a young wife when you are old and can't get around anymore.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby hedge » Wed May 17, 2017 2:31 pm

"is this in the phillipines?"

yes..
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby hedge » Wed May 17, 2017 2:33 pm

"Who tbe fuck cares"

You're just mad b/c Logan has trumped you and your pie-faced 20-something Ohio redneck...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby aTm » Wed May 17, 2017 2:58 pm

How long before this guy gets murdered to death by the Duterte regime?
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby hedge » Wed May 17, 2017 5:28 pm

He's greased a lot of palms over there...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby Jungle Rat » Thu May 18, 2017 4:40 am

Logan sounds like a dickhead.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby BigRedMan » Thu May 18, 2017 8:21 am

hedge wrote:He's greased a lot of palms over there...


Probably a lot cocks as well......
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby eCat » Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:46 pm

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby eCat » Fri Jul 07, 2017 2:05 pm

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby hedge » Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:30 am

One of the guys here was telling me his step-daughter works part time at Hooters but it was taking up a bunch of her study time and I said "yeah, they don't do a lot of breakfast business at Hooters, do they?" But somebody should start a breakfast version of Hooters, think of all the old men who would come in there to drink their coffee and whatnot and check out the young titties. Probably would be some good tippers, too...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby BigRedMan » Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:34 am

Call it Pancakes and all the girls are B cups and under.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby aTm » Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:17 am

Not going with Raisins?

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby Jungle Rat » Thu Oct 05, 2017 11:48 am

Old guys don't tip
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby sardis » Thu Oct 05, 2017 4:58 pm

You should.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

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