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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:59 am

when does that start?

wife got a boob job at 37. You could bounce a quarter off 'em still 9 years later

do they have ass jobs?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:57 pm

Yes

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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 06, 2017 2:31 am

Fuck her right in the pussy!

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Post by crashcourse » Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:13 am

give me a girl who is toned and tight anytime

don't see a lot of big assed girls in the gym or at pilates or power walking etc

the more they take care of themselves the better the fuck

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Post by eCat » Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:48 am

I just need one that can hold up for about 4 minutes
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:23 pm

What are you doing that last minute and a half?
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Post by eCat » Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:33 pm

she's waiting for me to catch my breath so I can get off of her

I pretend its post coitus cuddling, but really its me not trying to have a heart attack
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:43 pm

Most realistic cinematic love scene. Watch the whole thing...

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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Apr 07, 2017 1:48 pm

eCat wrote:she's waiting for me to catch my breath so I can get off of her

I pretend its post coitus cuddling, but really its me not trying to have a heart attack
Make her get on top. Less strenuous and you can still watch espn if you're correctly positioned.
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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Apr 07, 2017 3:51 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:
eCat wrote:she's waiting for me to catch my breath so I can get off of her

I pretend its post coitus cuddling, but really its me not trying to have a heart attack
Make her get on top. Less strenuous and you can still watch espn if you're correctly positioned.
Just don't let your wife catch you watching that sporting event though. I hear that makes them angry...
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Post by Bklyn » Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:25 pm

eCat wrote:she's waiting for me to catch my breath so I can get off of her

I pretend its post coitus cuddling, but really its me not trying to have a heart attack
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Post by eCat » Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:18 am

not a NSFW thing but funny to me.

I used to be heavily involved in scouts and I'm still on the mailing list. I get this email today


Hello Troop 849,

Please join me in giving a huge congratulations to Patricia May who will receive the Silver Beaver Award tomorrow! This is the highest award given at the Council level. Trish is very deserving of this award and we cannot say "THANK YOU!" enough for all of her volunteer work in the Blue Jacket District and Dan Beard Council but most importantly in our Troop.

Trish will be recognized at the Blue Jacket Awards Dinner tomorrow night Wednesday, April 12th @ 6:30 PM (catered dinner @ 7:00 PM) at the Camp Friedlander Dining Hall. We hope you can join us!


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Now I can appreciate Boy Scouts sense of tradition but I'm not sure I could accept a "Silver Beaver" award if I was a female Scoutmaster, and at the same time, I'd be kinda pissed I wasn't rated a golden beaver.

I'm friends with Trish so I'm going to give her shit about this all day.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:47 am

"Now I can appreciate Boy Scouts sense of tradition but I'm not sure I could accept a "Silver Beaver" award if I was a female Scoutmaster, and at the same time, I'd be kinda pissed I wasn't rated a golden beaver."

I like how eCat is ever attuned to the thin line between shame and glory...
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Post by crashcourse » Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:55 am

Aren't you being a little hard on the beaver?

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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:19 pm

Were you a den leader or the Cubmaster, eCat? I've avoided any official role in my son's pack, preferring to keep to the shadows but participate in all the activities. I don't want BSA digging too deep into my past.

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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:24 pm

"preferring to keep to the shadows"

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Post by eCat » Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:42 pm

Saint wrote:Were you a den leader or the Cubmaster, eCat? I've avoided any official role in my son's pack, preferring to keep to the shadows but participate in all the activities. I don't want BSA digging too deep into my past.

heh..this is boy scouts, not cubs.

We did the cub scout thing for a while but we had some nut for a den mother or whatever its called, at a campout , some adults broke out beers when the boys were asleep in the tents , she went apeshit and quit, and the pack broke up. We joined back when he was old enough for scouts. I was an assistant scout master for 5 years. We stuck it thru to the end. It actually was good for us. There is no competition in camping and there were many father/son moments in over the last 4 or 5 years that I'm glad I got to do. I would recommend it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:43 pm

I'm sure I'll stay involved but I'm not wearing one of those khaki shirts.

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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:44 pm

He'll move up to Boy Scouts next December since he's more than halfway to Arrow of Light.

Everytime I go to a camporee or whatever, I feel like I'm in a Far Side cartoon though.

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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:46 pm

"I was an assistant scout master for 5 years. We stuck it thru to the end."

You need to get up in your daughter's grill and yell that at her. True grit!
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