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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby crashcourse » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:05 am

question 1 what would these girls look like

question 2--after 2 or 3 days would you really want to get near any of these holes

question 3 would you want to get near any of these holes the first day?
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby eCat » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:10 am

at $5K , I'd say its definitely house brand, not top shelf
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby AlabamAlum » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:24 am

Got to be a scam. The numbers don't make sense. That is $150, 000 gross.

Even if you only paid the girls $500 a day, that would be $30,000 a day in payroll per day, or $120k total payroll for just the girls.

With the remaining $30 k, you pay for the island (rental?), the food, the liquor, the yacht (rental?), the kitchen and other staff ...and make a profit?

No, you wake up missing a kidney and your credit cards are gone.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby eCat » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:26 am

they're not paying columbian coke whores $500 a day
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby AlabamAlum » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:27 am

Well, even if they didn't pay them at all, the numbers do not make sense.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby AlabamAlum » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:35 am

Unless it is an abandoned island that they just invade. They take over 10 girls and guests on an old tug that they call a yacht and throw you used sleeping bags, provide some keystone light, aristocrat vodka, and a case of poptarts.


Now then you would have a decent margin.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby AlabamAlum » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:55 am

hedge wrote:Here's the skype I have been exchanging with Logan the past couple of days...

[5/16/2017 12:53:49 PM] John Logan: heading out
[5/16/2017 12:54:43 PM] McLean Brice: no dude
[5/16/2017 12:54:45 PM] McLean Brice: don't do it
[5/16/2017 12:54:51 PM] McLean Brice: not tonight
[5/16/2017 12:56:22 PM] John Logan: that girl that I thought was 18 isn't 18
[5/16/2017 12:56:38 PM] John Logan: in a quandary here
[5/16/2017 12:56:45 PM] John Logan: don't know what to do
[5/16/2017 12:56:53 PM] McLean Brice: what, is she 20?
[5/16/2017 12:57:02 PM] John Logan: go the other way
[5/16/2017 12:57:08 PM] McLean Brice: no dude
[5/16/2017 12:57:11 PM] John Logan: fucking damn little angel
[5/16/2017 12:57:17 PM] John Logan: its killing me
[5/16/2017 12:57:29 PM] McLean Brice: how much below 18?
[5/16/2017 12:57:31 PM] John Logan: I dropped all and everyone else, she is it
[5/16/2017 12:57:43 PM] John Logan: I mean class A nothing better it
[5/16/2017 12:57:54 PM] John Logan: I am getting you a photo
[5/16/2017 12:57:59 PM] John Logan: adorable
[5/16/2017 12:58:06 PM] McLean Brice: I'm torn here
[5/16/2017 12:58:23 PM] McLean Brice: I don't want to advocate this, but at the same time I can't scorn you
[5/16/2017 1:01:35 PM] John Logan: man, I have said a lot before but scratch it all
[5/16/2017 1:01:44 PM] John Logan: this girl is like a playboy bunny
[5/16/2017 1:01:57 PM] John Logan: with manners
[5/16/2017 1:02:29 PM] John Logan: she turned out to be 18 though, wants me to meet her mother who is 34
[5/16/2017 1:02:51 PM] John Logan: she supposedly is stunning also
[5/16/2017 1:02:54 PM] McLean Brice: I bet you are older than her grandmother
[5/16/2017 1:03:06 PM] John Logan: but there could be a tag team here
[5/16/2017 1:03:13 PM] John Logan: mother daughter for real
[5/16/2017 1:03:17 PM] John Logan: for real
[5/16/2017 1:03:40 PM] John Logan: you really need to see this shit in person
[5/16/2017 1:04:28 PM] John Logan: I am not exaggerating when I say this
[5/16/2017 1:04:37 PM] John Logan: "they are waiting to give you their pussy"
[8:13:51 AM] McLean Brice: hey buddy
[8:15:24 AM] McLean Brice: did you go out last night?
[8:15:28 AM] McLean Brice: Did you meet the mama?
[8:15:36 AM] John Logan: new twist
[8:15:41 AM] McLean Brice: I'm all ears
[8:16:37 AM] John Logan: the 18 year old wants to stay with at the hotel, and her mother wants that also
[8:16:58 AM] John Logan: but, might need to not do that
[8:17:13 AM] John Logan: damn man, she is a for real playboy bunny, doesn't even look asian
[8:17:48 AM] McLean Brice: Why don't you want her at the hotel?
[8:17:59 AM] John Logan: actually really super nice girl, I told her I would have to look at her like my daughter
[8:18:12 AM] John Logan: man its dangerous for me to be with a 18 year old
[8:18:25 AM] McLean Brice: Legally or morally?
[8:18:29 AM] McLean Brice: Or physically?
[8:18:38 AM] John Logan: she asked me if I could look at her like a daughter and a girlfriend at the same time, I swear she said this
[8:18:47 AM] John Logan: legally and maybe morally
[8:18:57 AM] John Logan: physically she is a bombshell
[8:19:03 AM] McLean Brice: what about spiritually?
[8:19:16 AM] McLean Brice: are you sure she's even 18?
[8:19:22 AM] John Logan: not really
[8:19:35 AM] John Logan: but I am seeing school supplies of high school laying around
[8:19:38 AM] John Logan: is that positive?
[8:19:45 AM] McLean Brice: Jerry Lee Lewis married his cousin when she was like 13
[8:20:11 AM] McLean Brice: so there's an example of intra-fambly romance and even at a younger age
[8:20:26 AM] McLean Brice: So you've got that going for you
[8:20:41 AM] John Logan: man you need to see this one
[8:20:51 AM] John Logan: a grade above even the hottest there
[8:25:18 AM] John Logan: she is sending me a photo right now in a few
[8:25:31 AM] John Logan: but they are lined up here for you


Google tells me the age of consent is 12 in the Phillipines.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby hedge » Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:21 pm

I'm pretty sure I changed some of those numbers...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby AlabamAlum » Fri Oct 06, 2017 3:05 pm

That is un-hedge-like. Most of the time I think of you as the person who will gleefully pull the scab off of social convention and present it proudly to all who will look.

Was her real age 12? 14?
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby hedge » Fri Oct 06, 2017 4:19 pm

There's a difference b/w social convention and crime, I didn't want to publish anything that might be incriminating...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby hedge » Fri Oct 06, 2017 4:20 pm

But no, 12 and even 14 is a bridge too far even for Logan. As far as I know...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby AlabamAlum » Fri Oct 06, 2017 4:52 pm

hedge wrote:There's a difference b/w social convention and crime, I didn't want to publish anything that might be incriminating...



As I said, Google says the age of consent in thr Philippines is 12. Never doubt google.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:17 pm

They didn't charge me tax!
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby hedge » Fri Oct 06, 2017 8:46 pm

I think in the Philippines, if they consent, that's the age of consent in that case...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby Jungle Rat » Sat Oct 07, 2017 1:10 am

Yeah, ya think. Ok, not buying that at all.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Postby eCat » Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:10 am

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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