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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by jw matthews » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:24 pm

I just registered here. I know Hedge (though I hesitate to draw his name through the mud) Is there a thread here where 'baseball' is discussed? By folks who actually love and follow the game?

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:25 pm

Um, the baseball thread might work.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by jw matthews » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:34 pm

Thanks. I checked there first and they seem to be talking about petty crime and how big their dicks are. Hedge told me sometimes here you could not tell the discussion from the names of the fora. I just wondered if there was a thread which talks about baseball from the perspective of those who actually like and know the game.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Stormaktstiden » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:34 pm

I can vouch for the fact that jw is a terrible poster, dishonest utterly, a backstabber, hates children and frogs, loaths social nicities, is reclusive and ill-tempered, a compuslive traffic scofflaw, and has had numerous run-ins with the police for which he has been detained against his will... I believe in a foreign country. He may also abuse prescription drugs as well. In other words, "welcome, you fit right in!"
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by jw matthews » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:39 pm

All that is true, plus I have nice tits, will send you my panties for a price and STILL like baseball and know more about it than most of those whose posts I've read here. Nonetheless, send me money and you can see my tits. Send me money and we can franchise my panties with your favorite team's logo printed on the crotch. Give me shit and I will play along or get bored. You can send me money for that too......Hedge is my broker.

Meantime, is there a place here where baseball is followed and discussed?

Storm is right you know. I know you don't believe it because he is stupid and illiterate, but even a blind squirrel lands on his nuts when he fall out of the tree sometimes. Some squirrels squeak, some squawk and some get up and check the location of their nuts. Storm expects it to be done fore him. Ugh.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:41 pm

Jw is a chick? Just Fuckin great.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by aTm » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:44 pm

The baseball thread is filled with reds fans, so theres only so much we can do to clean it up.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Stormaktstiden » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:49 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Jw is a chick? Just Fuckin great.
Yeah Rat, jw is a chick. Alaskan just like Sarah Palin.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by AugustWest » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:51 pm

does that mean she's hot but stupid?
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:53 pm

Does she get all wet over Jim Edmunds too?
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Stormaktstiden » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:54 pm

AugustWest wrote:does that mean she's hot but stupid?
Very, very hot. I recommend you all jump right on this one while you have the chance. Naked photos, letters, love notes, the whole nine yards. Hit her all at once with everything you have. I know those lumberjacks up there in Alaska have had their way with her, so even a motley a crew as this one stands a chance if you come strong with it. She likes to be overwhelmed with naked photos so don't hold back in the slightest.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by jw matthews » Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:27 pm

These guy all have tiny dicks and acne don't they Storm. Pretty obvious. That's where the bombast comes from, hubba-hubba. No worries. Up here they'd be eaten by tourists and have no need to fear grizzer bears or the attack, killer4 salmon.

No baseball huh. Its as I suspected.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by aTm » Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:28 pm

Yep, brilliant deduction. A regular message board super-sleuth.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by jw matthews » Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:49 pm

Heh. Yeah. I thought so too......super smack for a super sleuth. No baseball thread huh? How many threads devoted to bratwurst? You have a reputation, live up to it. Cultivate them orchids boys.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by TheBigMook » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:11 pm

Douchenozzles abundant!
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by TheBigMook » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:18 pm

For some reason, the phrase "Trying to hard" comes to mind whenever jw posts.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Bluecat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:29 pm

Killer Salmon?

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by jw matthews » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:52 pm

Heh. "Trying too hard." What has come to my mind is how boring all this smack is. Golly, you guys are too swift for me. Give me a few days and a nap or two and I will be ready once again for your "swifties" "bon mots" "scurrilous smack" "Wit."

Whatever floats your boat or canoe........in the meantime, any place around here where they discuss baseball?

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by aTm » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:54 pm

I assumed he meant that you were "trying to hard" us.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by jw matthews » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:59 pm

No you didn't. You are lying. Anyway, quit "assuming."

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