So My Ex Called Me Today.....

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So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:07 pm

and then so did her Mom.

Again

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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by smeee » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:52 am

lol..

sadly i can relate...

they phoned me too...

;p

j/k...ex phoned me the other day...half in the bag...and yesterday his girlfriend popped into my office to bitch to me.....

ex...they're not just letters.....

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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Bikeman » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:47 pm

Another ex-wive thread?

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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:12 pm

Question for all the people with ex-spouses...

If there are no children involved, do ex-spouses even have to keep in touch? My guess would be no.
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:28 pm

I would hope not.

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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Bikeman » Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:46 pm

Idiots....

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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:59 pm

People across the street are funny.

They are married, (his second marriage, her second marriage.) His daughter from his first marriage lives with them. Her son and her daughter from her first marriage lives with them. Because both of them have children from their first marriages, they each must keep in touch with their ex-spouses.

So one day, both ex-spouses happened to be over the house at the same time. The two them get talking. Whatever, just to be social. Next thing everyone know, his ex-wife and her ex-husband, they are engaged to each other. So his ex-wife asks his current wife if she wouldn't mind being her matron of honor. She said yes. Her ex-husband asks her current husband if he wouldn't mind being her ex-husband's best man. He says yes.
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by It's me Karen » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:53 pm

Bikeman wrote:Another ex-wive thread?
Bikey, you changed a little. You look different.

You need to stick around.

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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:14 pm

No he doesn't.

IB, do you live in Tennessee?

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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:23 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:No he doesn't.

IB, do you live in Tennessee?
No, Arizona.

I think that thing with the ex-spouses marrying each other, it just worked out that way. There used to be an 80s situation comedy on television where that was part of the plot.
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by It's me Karen » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:51 pm

I think Bikey's glasses got thicker.

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Post by 10ac » Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:15 pm

innocentbystander wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:No he doesn't.

IB, do you live in Tennessee?
No, Arizona.

I think that thing with the ex-spouses marrying each other, it just worked out that way. There used to be an 80s situation comedy on television where that was part of the plot.
There's some kind of show on now that my wife watches with a similar plot. Reba Mcentire?
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:01 am

So My Ex Called Me Today.....


What did she call you?

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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by smeee » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:13 pm

my ex came over for easter supper tonight...his girlfriend had to work...usually she comes over too...

*shrugs*

its how the kids want to spend their holidays..i kin be lady like for a couple hours i suppose...

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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by smeee » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:16 pm

bikey...................

.........hello........

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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Bklyn » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:35 am

I can't believe how much money my wife has spent in 7 days. Holy shit, it's more than what I made my first year out of college. It doesn't rise to the level of qualifying her for "ex" territory, but looking at the online statement just now was a gut punch that forced me to vent...and this was the apropos place.

Holy shit, I want a drink right now...at 11:35am.
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:55 am

It's 5:00 somewhere.

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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:36 pm

STFU

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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:27 pm

Go blow another....(call, dick, savings...your choice)

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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Bklyn » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:55 pm

Women spend too much money.

/sweepinggeneralitiesthataretrue
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