NBA Oddities - And Other League Issues

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Re: NBA Oddities - And Other League Issues

Post by Bklyn » Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:25 pm

From what I understand, his hand and feet size are not commiserate with phallic girth. He's just a regular dude. It's nothing to be ashamed of (from what I've heard), but it's nothing to write home to the hardcore groupie nation about.

I was surprised JJ was rolling out with her, though. All that Florida living must've opened him up to the spicier side of things, a bit. Duke kid from Tennessee would have been rolling on the Rothlisberger track of sorority style hoes with blond ponytails if he was playing for any number of other teams in the L. He landed in Florida, however, and wanted some moros with his cristos.
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Post by hedge » Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:28 pm

I refuse to accept the idea that JJ Reddick's cock could be anything more than half the size of Shaq's, hand and foot ratios be damned. I just can't accept the idea that that little faggoth of a Dookie could be a lady killer in that regard. It would be like hearing that Wojo was a stud...

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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:23 pm

So, this is what hedge has devolved to: contemplating the cock size of ex-Duke basketball players?

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Post by Owlman » Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:21 am

I read that article and I'm thinking: smart move by Redick.
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Post by Bklyn » Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:42 am

Like I said, it happens a lot. It's not normally on paper, though.
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Post by Johnette's Daddy » Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:05 am

Bklyn wrote:From what I understand, his hand and feet size are not commiserate with phallic girth. He's just a regular dude. It's nothing to be ashamed of (from what I've heard), but it's nothing to write home to the hardcore groupie nation about.
Ditto - I was told (by someone who would have reason to know) that Shaq was not enormous like anticipated.

Now, John Salley's dick has a knee in it, (again from someone who would know).
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Post by Bklyn » Tue Oct 01, 2013 10:23 am

Going back in time to right after Magic announced, here is an article originally from Esquire on NBA groupies. Robin Power figures in it prominently. I remember her from back in the day. She used to have me open. What's more impressive is that she is still at it today, getting the maximum from the groupie lifestyle.
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Miss Power drops her eyes. "David Robinson," she says.P

Her eyes have fallen on her drink. A fruit concoction called Sex on the Beach.P

"Does David Robinson have a girlfriend?" I ask, picturing Mr. Robinson's feet. Yes, the San Antonio Spur is rich with physical and mental beauties I would prefer to imagine, but all evening the young ladies have been talking about feet ("He wore a size fourteen!" "His toes were as long as this table!"), and I cannot help myself. At one point I even find myself staring at the waiter's feet as if they are shoe boxes of natural oddities.P

"I have no idea if David Robinson has a girlfriend," says Miss Power, rolling a naked shoulder through her hair. "But in every city that I've been in, he doesn't go out."P

The young ladies laugh, all except Miss Power, who lifts her chin delicately.P

"Okay," I say. "If somebody bet you fifty thousand dollars that you couldn't get David Robinson, do you think you could get him?" Miss Power looks me in the face. The last time I asked an interesting question ("Who here likes basketball players the most?"), all the young ladies had turned and looked at Miss Power, and Miss Power, throwing both hands in the air, had crashed over backward in her chair and nearly knocked herself unconscious.P

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Post by sardis » Wed Oct 09, 2013 3:11 pm

Enjoyed the 30 for 30 last night on "Free Spirits".

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Post by Bklyn » Wed Oct 09, 2013 11:55 pm

I struggle to find any 30 for 30 that is not totally watchable, if not excellent. They do a very good job with them.
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Post by hedge » Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:05 am

Maybe they should do a 30 for 30 on episodes they were working on that were not totally watchable...
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Post by Bklyn » Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:15 am

You should be in television.
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by hedge » Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:11 pm

I don't doubt that there is overlap, but from Shaq to JJ Reddick? I bet Shaq's dick is bigger than his arm...
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Post by Bklyn » Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:40 pm

Not a bad idea to cut down on Riggin' for Wiggins, Gambles for Randle and Getting Sorry for Jabari happenings in the future...

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