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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by KeviNole » Sat Sep 24, 2016 9:29 pm

That game was certainly entertaining...the ending at least.

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Sep 24, 2016 9:37 pm

Auburn is going to give me a heart attack one of these days.

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Sep 24, 2016 9:51 pm

I am very proud of our players. They played their hearts out tonight. It was nice to see their hard work rewarded. We really needed that:

I can see why Les Miles almost got fired last year, and is now likely to get fired at the end of this season. For all their top flight recruiting over the past decade, they can't field a decent QB to save their life. It was all Fournette, all the time. And those future NFL WR's were just running wind sprints harmlessly through our secondary. I read an article saying LSU has more players in the NFL than Bama. If true, that's amazing, considering the difference in hardware.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Sep 27, 2016 5:41 am

Somebody attacked our trees again...

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/26/us/auburn ... index.html
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Sep 28, 2016 11:29 am

Professor Tiger wrote:Somebody attacked our trees again...

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/26/us/auburn ... index.html

Yeah, a drunk Auburn fan who moved here from Germany.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by 10ac » Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:54 pm

I'm surprised that hasn't happened before.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:15 pm

Auburn fan?

Did he name his daughters Bo, Pat and Shug?
Did he announce his deed on the Finebaum show under the nom de guerre "Guenther from Opelika"?
Did he say he did it in retaliation for a Cam Newton jersey being placed on the Cam Newton statue by JHS?
Did he also say he did it in retaliation for Auburn fans rolling Toomer's corner when Shug died?
Did he end his announcement with "War Damn Eagle"?
Are many Auburn fans lining up to have their picture taken with him, like he was a folk hero?
Did he say, "There's just too much Auburn in me"?

Didn't think so.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:48 pm

If he's German, he must have had "Pepe the Frog" emblems on his person when arrested.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:51 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:Auburn fan?

Did he name his daughters Bo, Pat and Shug?
Did he announce his deed on the Finebaum show under the nom de guerre "Guenther from Opelika"?
Did he say he did it in retaliation for a Cam Newton jersey being placed on the Cam Newton statue by JHS?
Did he also say he did it in retaliation for Auburn fans rolling Toomer's corner when Shug died?
Did he end his announcement with "War Damn Eagle"?
Are many Auburn fans lining up to have their picture taken with him, like he was a folk hero?
Did he say, "There's just too much Auburn in me"?

Are you suggesting that the only way you can be an Auburn fan is by doing the above?

Didn't think so.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:52 pm

He was at Toomer's celebrating the win, wearing AU gear, and he lives in Auburn.

That's enough to make him a fan.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:12 pm

He's an undercover REC operative German who works at the Mercedes plant in Vance, right outside Tuscaloosa.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by dave_rickart » Thu Sep 29, 2016 9:34 am

Was it over when the Nazis burned Toomer's Oaks? Hell no!
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Sep 29, 2016 12:15 pm

Nice "Animal House" reference. Good stuff.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:59 pm

Actually it was pretty lame.

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:28 pm

How can you say that?

This is gold, Jerry, pure gold!

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:25 pm

Thankfully we squeaked by Arkie with the help of a lot of smoke and mirrors.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by GBJs » Fri Oct 28, 2016 2:13 am

You have much to learn about sandbagging There must be at least some elements of truth. Now Alabamas victory over U Ark was more smoke and mirrors. So many points we gave up........
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:15 am

I agree that I have a lot to learn about sandbagging. In that regard, I play the Salieri to AA's Mozart.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by bluetick » Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:54 pm

I know roundball is a waste here, but goddam. Lose to Boston College? 0-18 in the ACC last year, currently an rpi of 327?

Bruce took a flyer going to the graveyard of hoops coaches. Plus there's no good linguini down there, or blintzes or knishes.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 13, 2016 4:02 pm

BRUCE!

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