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Minnesota Golden Gophers

Post by aTm » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:42 pm

2017 Schedule

8/31 Buffalo
9/9 @ Oregon State
9/16 Middle Tennessee State
9/30 Maryland
10/7 @ Purdue
10/14 Michigan State
10/21 Illinois
10/28 @ Iowa
11/4 @ Michigan
11/11 Nebraska
11/18 @ Northwestern
11/25 Wisconsin

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Re: Minnesota Golden Gophers

Post by Dr. Strangelove » Mon May 16, 2011 8:35 pm

Jerry Kill making good impressions early on

http://brainerddispatch.com/sports/2011 ... esota-tail

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Re: Minnesota Golden Gophers

Post by Dr. Strangelove » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:31 pm

Jerry Kill in stable condition after seizure

http://espn.go.com/blog/bigten/post/_/i ... jerry-kill

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The latest efforts of the Minnesota AD marketing department.

Post by JRB » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:21 am

I'm starting to think that athletic departments around the country are having some sort of secret contest, in which the winner is the school that can produce the most ridiculously lame promotional music video. I would still think Notre Dame's "We Are ND" is your leader in the clubhouse, but I've got to admit, Minnesota's "Midas Touch" brings it, and brings it strong.

Presented without further comment: http://youtu.be/ttMNaIKnlPE
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Re: Minnesota Golden Gophers

Post by Regelbuck » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:09 pm

wow...just when you think things are as bad as they can possibly get...now this.

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Jerry Kill with a harsh assessment of his own team...

Post by JRB » Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:35 pm

http://eye-on-collegefootball.blogs.cbs ... logs_NCAAF

You don't often see a coach publicly trash both his own players and their previous head coach.

There's been a lot of discussion recently about paying NCAA football players. Allowing them a reasonable stipend, it is argued, would recognize the contributions these athletes make to their universities. I'm not sure if this Minnesota team would merit additional reward, but the kid playing Goldy the Gopher this year would. Between appearing in that ridiculous video and having to cheer constantly for such a horrendous team, that kid deserves some sort of lifetime honorarium from the University of Minnesota.
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Re: Minnesota Golden Gophers

Post by Dr. Strangelove » Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:38 am

The NonConference

Eastern Illinois (12-2)
Middle Tennessee (8-5)
@ TCU (4-8)
San Jose State (6-6)

A very unsexy schedule but a couple of the teams could end up being better than their public perception. TCU and Minnesota have only played once before in 1974.

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Re: Minnesota Golden Gophers

Post by dave_rickart » Fri Aug 07, 2015 12:45 pm

Home of the 2019 National Champions.

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Re: Minnesota Golden Gophers

Post by hedge » Fri Aug 07, 2015 2:17 pm

He was at Carolina when I was there, has a house down at the beach 2 blocks from ours...
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Re: Minnesota Golden Gophers

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:29 pm

Ours? Or your parents?

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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Aug 09, 2015 9:57 am

Norwood loves the booze. He used to drink at TopO all of the time.
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Re: Minnesota Golden Gophers

Post by hedge » Mon Aug 10, 2015 8:06 am

Jungle Rat wrote:Ours? Or your parents?
I've always said "ours", even when I was a kid. It will belong to my brother's kids some day, but I still think of it as theirs even now...
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Re: Minnesota Golden Gophers

Post by 10ac » Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:27 am

Written out of the will eh?
Let 'er Blow!

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Re: Minnesota Golden Gophers

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 10, 2015 2:36 pm

He made his own choices.

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Re: Minnesota Golden Gophers

Post by dave_rickart » Wed Aug 12, 2015 11:21 am

He definitely has alot of Tar Heel in him...
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