The Goat Pen

Red Bird wrote:That's me!

Easy way to prove it...

Yes, Liggins is the key. But, having Jones back is certainly not something to shrug at. Another match-up nightmare at the 4-spot, critical depth on the front line, somebody in the post besides Vargas who has NCAA tourney experience. And it's another spoonful of shit that Hedge has to swallow. WOW, ...

You misspelled "Let's talk BASEBALL" you foul pole necked bastard.

Process my nuts in your mouth you soccer playing ball washer. BASEBALL THREAD, assballs, talk BASEBALL! Who is ready to test their puny BASEBALL fists against my giant BASEBALL NUTS? Didn't think so, bleacher faggots...

Any post in this thread that doesn't have the word "BASEBALL" in it 400 times is getting deleted, pronto. PRONTO, bitches. Self-delete, too. Get to work you chicken livered bastards... all this goddamned baseballess scofflawering ends NOW!

I'm here to talk BASEBALL you dumb fucks. Anyone in here know what BASEBALL is? How about I rap a Louisville slugger across your fucking eye socket a couple times and see if it sinks in, yet? Baseball, baseball... BASEBALL! Get it, yet? See this curve ball, well here it comes and it'll orbit around ...

For uploading avatars add the ability to upload from a link instead of just from your pc. Halo already has it setup that way at RI.

So Rat talking to himself is not the least bit disturbing to anyone else?

Rat's invitation to perform at the Royal wedding must have been lost in the mail.

Heartwarming for Gloria to get all that sorted out in front of the kids. What wondeful memories they are creating.

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Baseball isn't a game. Baseball is a knife. A knife with 9 guys wanting to rip your chest open and cut little pieces out until there's nothing left except a few ribs and maybe the snowcone you had in the 5th inning. I live at the stadium. I wash my cloths in a pepsi can behind home plate every night...

The real question is, if you were doing her and then you realized Steven Segal was jerking off in the closet, would you be able to finish anyway? Tough call. Especially if he was making that one face he makes when he's under stress with the Spock eyebrow. Don't think I could hit the finish line unde...

This guy arranged a meeting to have sex with someone that doesnt exist. There is no 15 year old girl that can actually say that this guy attempted to have sex with her. All they can say is that he would have done it if there really was a 15 year girl, Aha! I wish one of our lawyers could explain th...

eCat wrote:congrats.

While I hate the initial stage where you are broke for a few months trying to build back up your savings...

eCat, I'd like to you meet Saint. Saint. You are addressing that post to Saint. There is no "initial" stage.

Fifer wrote: What the hell happened to your girlfriend? She seems to have dropped off the earth.

Restraining order. Handgun purchase. New 6'9" 300lb African boyfriend that wears numchucks for earrings.

Here's what I don't understand, if a girl tells you she's 18 and you bang her then it turns out she was only 15, then you're guilty because what she said doesn't mean jackshit, it's the true age that counts. Then a 58 year old cop tells you she's 15 and then all of a sudden the law flips and it's on...

Both aw and Spacer would make outstanding mods as I think they're about as normal as we have around here.

No wonder nobody is posting. They're all rubbing one out...

If you read any of those links, the terrorists win.