The Goat Pen

And there’s always Tubby…

Oh, and I’m sure Calipari still has Josh Pastner on speed dial…maybe he could coach Kentucky?

Memphis is clearly the worst team in college basketball.

Like Ron Swanson said…”I don’t know how much money I have, but I do know how many pounds of money I have.”

Solid B+

They could make Michelle Obama Secretary of State and call it “Two and a Half Men”…

Buffoon

eCat, the fact that it WOULD solve the attendance problem with the NBA is a perfect example of why serious, competitive, women's sports are.... well... not revenue generating. There are only two questions that need answering: who pays to watch women's professional sports and (most importantly) WHY ...

Our choices are a vegetable and a buffoon.

He wasn’t Terry Forster, but he certainly was Terry Pendleton…

In the words of Michael Scott, he’d be “the belle of the ball”…

Both my wife and son have 9/9 birthdays…there’s definitely merit to the NYE fucking theory…or Christmas Eve, take your pick…

Or, in my case…birthday sex…back when that was a thing…

I remember Byron Allen from the show Real People. Damn, I’m old.

OK, I cringed when I read that…

Heh

Well played! Colon Blow is classic!

Heh, yeah…definitely remember that…

Every good town has a square.

Still cashing tickets doing the opposite of what tree thinks…

BYU are the biggest low-key bitches in the NCAA.