The Goat Pen

No I meant "greenest."

Coaches aren't the brightest leaves on the tree.

No. My name is Red Bird

Beat it, faggot. This sight is off limits to pansies.

Those guys aren't as interesting as Anthony's Wiener.

I'm certain many men have killed themselves upon realizing that they could never have me. Rat's devastation led him in a different direction.

I've heard he tapes my best posts to his bedroom walls. One can only imagine what he does while reading them.

The Great Depression (started by a 1929 Stock Market crash) didn't effectively end until the US got involved in World War II. I agree, but how did WWII end the depression? The government started building munitions such as tanks, planes, army helmets, rifles and hand grenades. People working in thos...

Lord we do love to nit pick.

I'm stoked about the possibilities.

I hope it's really about people. Maybe a disaster story with a ship in a storm and desperate people struggling for life? Or a sentimental story of lonely people in quiet desperation seeking love and hope? Or is the story about secret agents tracking an intentional terrorist crossing the ocean bent o...

So what you are saying is that you don't think I understand the situation we're in? I can only assume your level of understanding based on what you say. We have a demand based economy. The only way we will reduce our deficit is if people go back to work,and have money to spend. American corporation...

Yea? Did Shakespeare Analyze you as well?

Make the argument you just made in any political debate and the side that wouldn't vote for you would laugh at you and the side that wanted to vote for you, would beg you to get off the stage.

That would only prove how little people understand the situation we're in.

The terms of the agreement prevent me from disclosing any specifics.

I was expecting to be shocked

Is that a fun thing to do?

Wonder why he did it?

What music is that? Do tell. We can't enjoy his defeat without details.

Oh, OK well what is your story meant to be? I mean I'd rather be outrageous than dull or safe or ordinary, at least as a story.

Again, it was not meant to offend.

Yea, and that's a new one. After a couple semesters, they really look like shit.