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He's showing me that he, too, doesn't know shit about college hoops and hopes we can bond over that commonality

I have never succeeded in going to just water (and alcohol) but it's easier in the warmer months. If I drink just water for a few days, I'll start to prefer it but all it takes is a sip of Mountain Dew and I leave the water behind until I do it all over again

I realized watching the 2nd half of the State UNC game that I don't know shit about college hoops now. Who are all these players?

Dang, I thought it was a unique perspective.

No shit and we all told ye it would be folly. This seems like it's right up your alley. Although there's no way in hell I'd live out in the sticks, but i have confidence that you could manage.

hedge wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 9:51 pm "Are you Irish?"

A good pickup line, if the girl has any sense of humor whatsoever: "Are you Irish?" "No, why?" "B/c when I look at you, my penis is doublin'"...

No, no, no. It's "because when I look at you, my dick went to doublin'" goddammit

Jesus, just do it. You fucking moved to Texas and back, why are you whining and this? Seems like fixing up an old homestead is what you are destined to do.

I seriously think you should start a YouTube show about it.

Me too

I'm taking Houston over Carolina in the final after the Coogs pay back State in the regional finals. Wiscy beats dook. Send me your money now

We are so fucked. What if they made them both be president and share duties? And make it a sitcom?

He'll get his wish one day.

One of them had a UK sweatshirt on in another pic

No photos of them on the link above. They're not bad

If I started worrying about that shit, I would have been gone a long time ago. They are why I don't have health insurance anyway.

What about the Kentucky moms who claim to have been drugged in the Bahamas only to wake up with big black Bahamian mamba in 'em?

I'm not joking. I still have daily bouts of nausea that cause me to stop what I'm doing and ride it out. But I haven't cut out sugar. I just get away with it because I haven't gained any weight. No idea if there's something wrong with me because I haven't been to a doctor since I dropped health insu...

My memory of Rick Camp was a fat, sluggard but he seems nearly svelte there.

yeah, it's a mess. Her co-author pulled the books when he found out she plagiarized some of it. Funny thing is that it intrigued people more and the sales increased. He's vowed to send the proceeds to funds that help the financial victims. I've been saying all along he didn't do it, but he knows wh...

If you've stopped sugar, the pounds should start melting off like with me. Shit, maybe I really do have stomach cancer likeToby Keith.

The only time I've seen Carolina play this year was a glimpse or 2 of the UK game while at the oyster roast. I was under the impression they weren't that good based on that. I guess they are ranked third now but I can't see them winning it all. Then again, is there any team that's really good? Serio...