The Goat Pen

Okay, so I've neve done this with men's hoops but I think it's high time. Hizzy's Bottom 10 Division 1 Mofos... 341. Tenn-Martin 342. Kennesaw St. 343. SC State (Winless in the MEAC. Let me repeat... winless in the MEAC) 344. Grambling St. 345. LA-Monroe 346. Chicago St 347. Bryant 348. UC-Davis 349...

I've not watched a SB Halftime show in over a decade. I didn't even see Janet's saggy titty pop out here in Houston (of course, I was working at the time so it didn't matter, but the point remains).

Good lord! You mean Texas actually won a road game last night? I'm floored. Probably too little too late, though. They have ZERO wins against ranked teams and their best two wins might be against a mediocre UCLA and a pretty good (but not great) Temple team. If they hadn't lost to Oregon State and N...

Okay, so I get caught up watching this 70s-era Russian sci-fi flick "Solaris" and miss the fact that not only do the Sixers rally to beat the Lakers (how do you outrebound your opponent 55-30 and still lose?), but also that the Rox somehow pulled thier heads out of their asses and rallied ...

I thought Brady threw Welker a shitty pass, considering how open he was. Still a catch that Welker makes at least 70 percent of the time. Andre Johnson had a similar "drop" in that Bengals playoff game. The pass to Deion Branch was simply a matter of Brady waiting a split second too long t...

Okay, I bought this dude's book some years ago and was curious as to whether he'd written anything else. So I go to Amazon to check, find nothing else written by him, but do come across this review of the book that he did write--except, the review has nothing to do with the book and has everything t...

At this point, I don't think anyone other than the folks in Honolulu would be upset. Just name the All-Pros and let's move on.

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Or dad's into some heinous stuff and doesn't want to be exposed.

Yeah, I think Peyton's proud of baby brother. That said, I'm sure he's anxious to get to a team that's right at the cusp next season. Problem is, I'm not sure where he could go, other than the Jets, and even then I don't know how the Jets could afford him.

It's a long shot, given Houston's professional football history, but if the Texans are holding the Lombardi Trophy by this time next year, this city's going to be shutdown for a good two weeks. Of course, I've already jinxed it, so Spacer and aggy are already wishing bad shit on me, but I'm just say...

Bad day for ESPN: not only do the Pats lose but their beloved blue Devils fall at home to lowly Miami. Good for them the Yankees don't play for another seven weeks or so.

Like I said... Miz/KU was going to be a good 'un. A very good 'un.

UNC should beat Maryland anytime/anyplace this season. Granted, Hedge is right in that the Terps tend to get up for big games, but they don't really have a go-to guy this season and, at least as far as I can tell, their bench is insignificant. Glad to see Florida beat a quality team at home. Earlier...

On the other hand, I hit a 35-degree turn at 85 mph this afternoon, despite the rain. It's all in how you go about spending your leisure time. Although, I agree with Hedge; Int'l House Hunters is boring as hell. Some ex-patriots bitch-whining about the cabinets not being close enough to the refridge...

"Is you some kinda fool?"

Forget that. Let's go back to this sutble yet intriguing phrase that I pulled from about midways through the exchange: right wind but bag What exactly is a (and I'm assuming the intended spelling) right wing butt bag? Matter of fact, what is a butt bag? Is that like a diaper? You Caucasians will hav...

You can't just be sitting around letting pythons creep up on you. I mean to allow a python to creep up on you in the wild means that you just ain't paying attention. I could see an aligator, given that they both hang out in the water quite a bit, but decent sized mammals like foxes? What the hell ar...

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Personally, my remembrance is at the barbershop level. Every Saturday I got a Ceasar (or a shape up or a fade, depending on the era) and watched Soul Train on the screen. Of course, there was the ubiquitous female hair product commercial that Michael Jordan filmed. "Michael Jordan, Michael Jor...