The Goat Pen

You son of a bitch. I am not BRM.

we're planning on doing that Subway tour in February when the jew brother-n-law visits us eCat and his jewish BIL are walking down into the abandoned subway tunnels. The jew turns to eCat and says, "You know what? I'm not too proud to admit it: this place gives me the creeps!" eCat replie...

Dewly noted.

I know what you mean. Basketball player. That grammar. That syntax. Definitely a jew.

Cincinnati's #4! Suck it. (Oh yeah, and fuck you Cracked. Your sarcasm is dually noted.)

http://www.cracked.com/article_19617_th ... towns.html

Dusty wants Corey Patterson, he'll settle for Ankiel.

Heisey welcomes a chance

Given the free agent alternatives — Cody Ross, Ryan Ludwick, Rick Ankiel — it makes a lot of sense to give Chris Heisey a long trial in left.

Shit. You know what that means. Ankiel to the Reds.

Obama had a Democrat congress and senate in his first two years. What sort of lefty liberal tear did he go on then? He just isn't a lefty in any true sense of the term. He only seems like a socialist through the Fox News prism. but I don't watch Fox News Didn't say you did. Using "Fox News pri...

Pretty sure he was laughing at yours and Rat's posts and was in complete agreement that Biggio has a face of shit and cheated.

Biggio was a cheating little shitface.

He looked like a juicer. Case closed.

Obama had a Democrat congress and senate in his first two years. What sort of lefty liberal tear did he go on then? He just isn't a lefty in any true sense of the term. He only seems like a socialist through the Fox News prism.

With the epic difference in the fate of the two programs since the Crosstown Shootout Punch-Out, I think we can now switch to "That's not Mack's fault." (Who, BTW is going to be the featured speaker at the St. X sport stag, so if you want to ax the hard questions of him, just donate some C...

And weird that they were picked at just one spot apart in the draft class they came out of!

Cool that Temple got that big win over Duke. Its nice to know that the Big East decided to strengthen the basketball side of things by picking up a solid program like Temple instead of a shitbox like UCF... wait... whats that... god damn it.

I'll hold out for the Vandals.

Other than your daughters?

A blow-up hooker?

No, I just get the feeling that Logan is Hedge's Raging Bile Duct.

Logan is Hedge's Cold Sweat.

Logan is Hedge's Complete Lack of Surprise

Logan is Hedge's Smirking Revenge.

Logan is Hedge's Broken Heart

San Diego State lost their bowl game. Easy to forget, since the game was weeks ago... and becuase its re-goddamned-diculous that they would be joining the Big East.