The Goat Pen

Cut out the sugar, fatty. All of it. Eat all the bread, meat and dairy you want. Thank me later.

Chris Stapleton is the dipshit that took Etta James' "I'd Rather Go Blind" and added some different lyrics and had a hit called "Tennessee Whiskey." Now I realize people do that all the time and Etta James didn't write the music to start with, but I don't think Stapleton ever eve...

Trump needs to stay down. If he wants to live.

Your colon must have a self walking floor like that dude's truck dropping off shredded paper at the recyclers this week.

I was surprised that Carolina was ranked so high. Everytime I've heard anything about them this season it seems like they just lost.

By all rights I should be dead now but here I am in the best shape I've been in decades whilst Hedge adds poundage daily

Same, Dave. I thought that was all he ever did. But I just watched because I wanted bone Sarah Purcell

Simspon Mazzoli introduced criminal penalties to employers who had illegals working for them. That's all we need to fix the problem (Saint's nonsense about a military invasion of Mexico notwithstanding). Unfortunately it was never enforced since it wages war on rich corporations. Just more of the s...

Send troops into Mexico to destroy the cartels or shut the fuck up about immigration

That was just weird

My shits lately have been 5 minutes of hard, coblike constipation followed by a thick black lava that sometimes goes for another 10-20 minutes until I'm cleaned out

There's no border security without invading Mexica

"I’m currently trying to devise a way to make contact and let her know I’m interested. Stranger things have happened."

Dick pics will get you in the door. Send some now!

I feel like I've missed out on life looking at the Cornbread Cowboi reels

It's like half the men in Wilson in the 70s, including a friend of mine's dads.

Has anyone ever looked at this guy's reels? It's fucking hilarious

Merry Christmas, faggots!

She looks like she's 30

Damn, is that real? Or some ai shit?

I came here today specifically to say that, years later, the decision of eCat to try the shrimp omelet on a cruise ships still ranks as the worst decision I've ever known anyone to make