The Goat Pen

I just learned that Stalin was 5'4". Damn, talk about Napoleonic Complex... You didn't know that? He wore wedges in his shoes, had everything built to give him an elevated standing position, etc. He also had all of his photos and film recordings edited to smooth out his face since it looked wo...

hedge wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:51 am "what you don't recall from that was

IT WAS A HUGE FUCKING MISTAKE!"

So was your first marriage, but you didn't let that stop you from doing it again, did you? And look how happy you are now...

Not having a backyard pool helped keep this marriage strong...

hedge wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 10:02 pm 70 minutes would be pushing it, esp if it was daily...

and that was if I was just going to Goldsboro...there were plenty of days I had to travel 2-3 hours each way for some deposition, mediation and the occasional hearing.

hedge wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 10:03 pm What's the ruling on that? Re-hit with no penalty?

If it’s unintentional, then play it where it lies, and if it comes to rest on the person, the you take a drop within one club length no closer to the hole iirc.

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 2:43 pm

That spectator deserved that for being so damn stupid.

Tree wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:50 pm May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness come through the door. May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide. And may your pockets always have a coin or two inside. sláinte

Are you Irish?

I've got a 40 minute commute (each way) every day. Of course I'm a Deadhead so I usually listen to the Dead channel on Sirius, but whatever you're into it's a great opportunity to have some time totally to yourself to get into it without interruption (usually). And hell, if you've only got to do it...

looking at a "micro farm" - 11 acre with a farm house built in 1901. It has a 50X100 pole barn, and 2 additional barns , one of which is a fenced in horse stable. The house needs a lot of work, the second floor is essentially gutted . Not sure if I am up for it but the wife loves it and I...

"I must be living in an alternate universe from you because in my universe, today's date is March 17th." My brother is 25 years sober today... That's great. Good for him. How is he doing btw? His kids should be out of college, no? Also, is he doing any of the Gen X litigation down here?

I'm calling it. If Auburn wins this game, they get the last #1 slot with Houston, Purdue, and UConn. You are easily one of the dumbest mother fuckers to comment on college basketball in the 25+ year history of college basketball message boards, and given the drivel that is posted about the sport, t...

You would think that those mouth breathers won a national championship the way they are acting.

Carolina has not won the ACC Tournament and the natty in the same year since 1982. So, there’s that

Stackhouse gone from Vanderbilt. Tough place to coach, I think he could be a good coach somewhere else https://twitter.com/GottliebShow/status/1768472885457240380?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1768472885457240380%7Ctwgr%5E33d19dcfcffd24deffb30aecf9e1c79c8884fb7c%7Ctwcon%5Es1_...

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2024 6:40 pm So Tar Heel fans, rooting for NC State or.... Duke? LOL

Rooting for them to suffer and die a painful death together with you

You are mother fucking right I am, you cocksucking cunt of a fool.

https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1768000341264437382?t=jElH76tzwmP8YGoxbUD0HQ&s=19 My father lost one of his best friends to a lightening strike when they were 12, and my father was one of the first few to arrive because he happened to be with his uncle and cousin who were members of th...

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2024 10:56 am

eCat wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2024 7:23 am loving that Kansas ponied up all that money to land difference maker Hunter Dickenson and they just got bitch slapped by UC last night

That might have bitch slapped them right out of the NCAAs.

Oh and well done BC.

You are a fucking idiot

While the mormon thing isn't exactly my cup of tea -- to be honest, it scares me -- it's looking more and more like the GOP and the nation as a whole would have been better off with Romney winning in 2012. The GOP could have avoided this isolationist, conspiracy theorist shit, and I think Romney wou...

Looking forward to dealing with gambling issues in family law now...

hedge wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 8:33 pm

A few choice quotes from Mark Robinson, who MAGA just chose as their nominee for governor of NC (IB wholeheartedly agrees with at least half of these, probably all): "The only thing worse than a woman who doesn't know her place, is a man who doesn't know his." “We’re called to be led by m...