The Goat Pen

You mean like an inch over that guy in the white shirt with the sippy cup's head?

Marcia.

Where's Lisa Boner, I mean ,Bonet?

Holy shit! I actually agree with everything in an IB post for once. It was bound to happen. Stop saying Palestine is a country. They've had thousands of years to get their shit together and won't. Israel has lost it's shit but a big part is having to deal with these motherfuckers since they moved ba...

There shouldn't be any more one-and-done formula at Kentucky. Pope better know transfer portal or he won't win. He might be the right guy for UK

A white guy with a crew cut and an extremely white name to boot? Crotch is beyond happy… his first year team may all look like that too I'm taking my daughter to Rupp sunday to experience them introducing a new coach Is there some type of weird ceremony y'all do or just a bunch mullet wearing dudes...

If Christianity is all about Christ, then why the fuck do we care what the old testament says?

He left?

it wouldn't have mattered for me. I got close to retard level score on math and pretty good on writing. I guessed on most of the math. I still don't understand most of it. I don't remember smoking that weed you say we smoked. It was just one of many nights of getting stoned in high school. I put on ...

Is Drew the Valpo dude who hit that shot that time? Hurley is ugly Bobby's brother? Where did he play ball? I didn't know he was coaching UConn.

behead them

You'll never take me alive, aggie

hedge wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2024 7:48 am The birds just sat there watching...

They know they can fly away from a ground lizard with 5 inch legs.

The main reason we kept home-schooling our son is because we like taking trips when we want to and not when school is on break. Granted our Classical Conversations curriculum is sort of running aground with science and history (good thing our son is smarter than that) but it's been good overall. Mai...

I'm already on the record saying that I'll kill the hell out of anybody who gets too close to me, like arm's length so I can grab their neck and chew a hole in it.

Truer words have never been spoken, sardis.

Thanks to Hedge's mockery of UK, Carolina has to go home in the Sweet 16, which means it's a shitty season.

Now watch dook make it to the Final Four

God wants me to kill you

We were supposed to be going to Mills River today but not sure we're going to make it until tomorrow. How long are you going to be in NC?

Nurse Bama!

I eat salt to fight sugar