The Goat Pen

Unsuprisingly, Real lose a goal.

Of course, Carvalho has been flirting with a 2nd yellow all night -- perhaps more than flirting.

Did BRM just poor-mouth 6-pack? Regardless, the big cats are far more akin to the likes of Tito Santana and Ricky Steamboat whereas the bears are akin to, say, the Brothers Anderson or perhaps Piper. I suppose the most succinct analogy is this: Big Cats=Stunning Steve Austin; Bears=Stone Cold Steve ...

aTm: I concur re EPL, but short of that, I'm rooting for the epic ManU collapse. Ron Mexico: I concur re mascot fight -- the addition of the croc option is a fucking disgrace. I think the better analogy is the addition of raccoons or wolves or some other mid-tier predator. Madrid probably do have mo...

Why is Avon Barksdale's hoop affiliation Prairie View A&M? And why aren't his answers to the other two questions correctly displayed? Anywho, I think today's clash goes one of two ways -- Madrid comes out and try to score, in which case Barca run rampant; or Madrid comes out and try to disqualif...

Those are heart-warming pictures.

I can't stand Barca's diving, theatrics and grotesque "posse whining". Fuck them. I won't let their skill and brilliance color my judgment on that. Your criticisms of Real are absolutely fair. On the whole, it was a completely horrible match. Not even Messi's 2nd lent it any redeeming qual...

Barca is, undoubtedly, a brilliant side -- but they can fuck themselves. This is disgraceful. Madrid aren't too far behind. The sheer volume of shit fucking awful dives and whining to/surrounding the referee is a fucking disgrace. I'd rather watch ManU carve S04 up 11 times out of 10 than watch this...

Business as usual, I see -- the 5.8:4.2 media is still the obsession of the PNNery.

Well, I'm glad you guys found a home. I guess.

Thank god.

I'm going to donate $50 in the name of DS.

DS, we're now even on the tournament pool!

I'm going to throw up.

Horrific final, obviously. I think it's appropriate. I think that's the worst Final Four I've ever seen. I think UConn is easily the worst champion I've ever seen.

Tournament, though, was entertaining as per usual.