The Goat Pen

You’re paying for that?

I guess that type of judgment explains your marital successes….

Hello

How many alimony and child support checks are you writing these days, Wizard? Still paying over $10k per month to your ex?

One of my two, longtime best friends. She's like my kid sister.

I can understand why a weirdo like IB would have issues with it though. He blames women for all of his shortcomings.

From what little bit of video I have seen, I got the vibe of a slightly taller Theo who could be more productive offensively in the right situation.

eCat wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2024 6:05 am they are going to play good fundamental basketball

Translation: UK is back to playing a bunch of white guys

Tree wrote: ↑Sat Apr 27, 2024 1:09 am

It's a damn shame MJ and Bird didn't play in today's era. Those two playing with the current rules that protect players and promote offense? They would have no problem averaging 40+

Are you moving to Clemson?

It's a shitty place to get in and out of on game day, fyi...

Look at the draft grade for this guy. Yikes... Basically, Penix's value is highly dependent on which side of evaluation dominates the conversation. So, after signing Kirk Cousins to a $180 million contract in free agency, the Atlanta Falcons made sure to acquire another quarterback with a significa...

The Anti k* wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2024 9:59 am Much appreciated, eCat. I just want someone who can catch an alley oop and dunk it again before I die. We’re finally getting some athletes next season.

Amen

Where did I claim any of that would happen?

Dance, puppet, dance

Hence the qualifier at the beginning, you bumbling rube.

one big issue with the transfer portal is that is just an ego trip for these kids. They want that 3 hats at the table moment when they announced in high school, so leaving the portal they get to have these coaches fawn over them again. At some point the NCAA is going to have to implement so sort of...

If the Knicks go after Donovan Mitchell next year and land him.....they still won't win it all. Would be hands down the sickest backcourt ever. Easily dispatch the Celts ofc, but wouldn't be enough to top the Nugsies. You are a fucking idiot. You are as stupid as IB. A starting NBA backcourt measur...

sardis wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:28 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:32 pm A white guy with a crew cut and an extremely white name to boot? Crotch is beyond happy…

But can he beat South Bend Central?

I hope not, simply because I want UK to suffer only slightly less than I want Dook to suffer.

I watched the first bit of the welcome / announcement, and it was easily some of the most cornpone crap I have seen in years. I’m sure the Kentuckians ate it up, but I am glad I am not part of a fanbase that acts like a bunch of rubes getting ready to throw money at the latest televangelist scam art...

his first year team may all look like that too I'm taking my daughter to Rupp sunday to experience them introducing a new coach He is used to coaching 26 year old return missionaries as his team. I think half of his players on his team are married with small children. I wonder if he will adjust to ...

A white guy with a crew cut and an extremely white name to boot? Crotch is beyond happy…

I’m surprised Hedge or Cletus hasn’t jumped on this one yet

I’m sure Cletus is going to rip me like the old days soon enough, but it is nice to see the Dick Cheney of the internet back….

I’m changing my position if IB agrees with me.