The Goat Pen

That was Greg Amsinger talking. He’s a doofus. Typical Cardinal fan…

That Eddie Murphy left us way too soon.

God, the stupid in here is thick.

Learn the game, simp.

The pope should have signed the jersey and handed it back to him…

Who gives a shit? It’s not 2016.

Now you’re getting it…

Are you saying there’s nothing between “old, small, shitty, and in the middle of nowhere” and “brand new McMansion”?

Because it seems you are…and then you double down with “that’s all any first time buyer can afford” and “that’s what we all did”…which is just silly.

That’s simply just not true.

I would suggest an NFC North topic, but that would attract Packers fans, and fuck that.

You mean Trubisky-lite?

I'm ad rock and I shock and I tick and I tock
And I can't stop with the body rock
See I've got heart like John Starks
Hitting mad sparks
Pass me the mic
And I'll be rocking the whole park

Can’t wait…

My money is on him getting all 3 wrong…

Dammit. RIP

That’s hilarious!

Yeah, that’s gotta be fake news…

Jan has that middle child thing going for her…she’d do stuff to you that the other two wouldn’t…

Not bad…

You couldn’t be more of a simp, could you?

Pig is good.