The Goat Pen

I had one yesterday and that allowed me to change notches on my belt. I keep a book of baby names by the toilet just for such instances. I try to come up with names based on color, consistency, and length. They were named LaShonda , Karem Malik Abed, and Carlos.

puterbac wrote:

Good gawd!!!!!

Make the speculators put up at least 75% of the money, and this oil drama will drop a whole bunch.

It is cute how everyone thinks that Obama will do this, or Paul will do that, or BLAH BLAH is about this. ALL national politicians are paid for and run by whomever help get them there. There is no illusion to it. They are all crooks and only out for themselves or their "legacy". You want c...

Fuck the Cards in the ass with a big rubber dick.

That is all.

Anything but the BCFS right now.

The gubment needs to quit worrying about college football and worry about oil, taxes, and such. This is so not important right now.

Yeah he either needs to man the fuck up and play or shut it down for 12 months, get out of the country, and get his shit together somewhere else. This is destroying his legacy, all over multiple pieces of ass. I mean if he was the best player in the game while banging multiple women, then go back to...

Bird is staying. I don't see how anyone in their right mind can be cheering for the Pacers. They were a sub 500 team in the East and shouldn't have been in the playoffs. What Vogel did with that team was basically this: change the rotations and get the fuck out of the way. They got 1 game against th...

Justin Bieber finally hits puberty!!!


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Did you tell him you had to get back with him? You got to return a call about some guy wanting some whitewalls for his car.

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Found this to be very funny cause it's Katy Perry and she sounds serious. Plus she is hot as hell.

If there is a GOD, I hope there is an Atlanta - Memphis NBA finals. David Stern's head would explode just on the thought of it alone. Fuck the NBA and all it stands for.

If Rat farted, it would have smelled like KY Jelly, PBR, and sadness.

All in favor....

Harsh but fair.

THE_WIZARD_ wrote:Those that take Rat seriously are retarded or ignorant. Which are you
brm???

Like I am gonna take some sass from a deaf, blind, and dumb ref. Of course I do hear you play a mean pinball.

I second that.

Jungle Rat wrote:So you agree Peyton is a media creation and that he's just an average QB?

Are you fucking serious? Please tell me you are just jabbing at the tiger with a stick from the safe side of the cage. Even for you Rat, that is just plain dumb.